Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Had a great weekend on the footy punt, but it couldl have been so much better.

Sunday I had a bet of $150 on Crows scoring more than 95 points, after the 1st quarter and Gold Coast playing a great pressure game I was offered a cash out of $50 which I took as I thought losing $100 was better than $150, as soon as I pressed the button it started raining goals

I had a 22 leg SGM yesterday, my failed legs were Gunston and Bruest needed to score a goal each and Scully needed 20 possessions, he got 19.

Out of all the other crap I put in there I thought them two would definitely score in a shoot out, was ony $5 @ $351's.

No crap, they're pretty simple if you don't wanna be too greedy, now you can bet on just kicking one goal and only needing 20 touches.

I read this earlier so I had a 9 leg SGM in today’s game @$158

Andrew f**king McGarth didn’t get 20 touches. Got my $5.41 back as a bonus bet.

Ouch, I did a 16 legger yesterday but when I checked it I mustn’t have pressed confirm, just as well because I had Collingwood at the line and needed Varcoe to kick a goal, all my disposal bets reached their mark.

[Lightning McQueen]

Back at work after being off since the 12th.

Must be bloody hard getting up for one day in a row.

[Brodlach]

Back at work after being off since the 12th.

That’s shit for all of us...

I missed him

[Brodlach]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

[woodublieve12]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

that would be so annoying buddy.

[Brodlach]

[DOC]

You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

[Brodlach]

You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

Haha yeah I did. Hadn’t thought of that

[woodublieve12]

You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

Haha yeah I did. Hadn’t thought of that

maybe that's what got them offside matey

[HH3]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

[Brodlach]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

I’ll fight you

[Brodlach]

You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

Haha yeah I did. Hadn’t thought of that

maybe that's what got them offside matey

Maybe bruiser

[HH3]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

I’ll fight you

Carn

[Brodlach]

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers

As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.

I’ll fight you

Carn

#laygo

[Footy Chick]

Post of the month!

[HH3]

Relax, FC

[Brodlach]

Relax, FC

You shut up

[Corona Man]

Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.

[Pseudo]

Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.

Vomit in the waiting room and be miraculously bumped to the head of the queue.

It worked for Master Pseudo recently...

[JK]

Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.

I have a specialist doctor thats notorious for running late. Can book his first appointment of a morning and he can still be 1.5hrs late.