Married at first sight

[Eagles2014]

Viewing peaked 2.9m
Avg 2.4m

Last yrs GF Avg 2.6m

Wow, tonight will be even bigger.

It is compelling, it will be well worth watching when they replay all the shit that's gone on behind the scenes while the whole group is there.

Obviously there is some staging and crap going on but most of it would be on the back of shit that's already gone down.

Jess is going to look like an absolute hoe.

Was like watching a comedy, hilarious!

Producers of show or Channel 9 execs have said they won't be doing the show next year if the people carry on like this year, want people in it for the right reasons, etc.

If that happens nobody would watch it, so bet that doesn't happen after 3 million watched tonight!

[Booney]

"Your legs are like a 7/11 honey, open for business 24/7"

[Lightning McQueen]

Was like watching a comedy, hilarious!

Producers of show or Channel 9 execs have said they won't be doing the show next year if the people carry on like this year, want people in it for the right reasons, etc.

If that happens nobody would watch it, so bet that doesn't happen after 3 million watched tonight!

Exactly, auditions are already open, the producers don't care, they'll all be back slapping each other and would've had a huge night last, probably still on it.

[Lightning McQueen]

"Your legs are like a 7/11 honey, open for business 24/7"

Cyrell jumped 15 places in the popularity list in 2 seconds flat then, pure gold.

[Booney]

Was like watching a comedy, hilarious!

Producers of show or Channel 9 execs have said they won't be doing the show next year if the people carry on like this year, want people in it for the right reasons, etc.

If that happens nobody would watch it, so bet that doesn't happen after 3 million watched tonight!

Exactly, auditions are already open, the producers don't care, they'll all be back slapping each other and would've had a huge night last, probably still on it.

Some of the macho blokes on this site questioned why men would watch MAFS, well I can assure you if there was 10 couples like Cam and Jules on next year they'd lose all the men who watched this year, soppy loved up shit.

[The Bedge]

Watched it last night coz the mrs loves it.. surely this show is scripted??

[Dutchy]

Take is for what it is, its interesting light hearted fun viewing.

As for Dan and Jess, have a look at last nights Talking Married episode for their live interview, not sure I ever seen a more awkward interview its pure gold for Jess haters. Its after the first ad break if you want to jump to it on 9now.

[Lightning McQueen]

Watched it last night coz the mrs loves it.. surely this show is scripted??

I buy Hustler for the articles.

[The Bedge]

Watched it last night coz the mrs loves it.. surely this show is scripted??

I buy Hustler for the articles.

You prob do

[Lightning McQueen]

Take is for what it is, its interesting light hearted fun viewing.

As for Dan and Jess, have a look at last nights Talking Married episode for their live interview, not sure I ever seen a more awkward interview its pure gold for Jess haters. Its after the first ad break if you want to jump to it on 9now.

Just watched it then, I think she'll be getting the catwoman outift on after that and performing some exquisite acts in the red room.

[Eagles2014]

Take is for what it is, its interesting light hearted fun viewing.

As for Dan and Jess, have a look at last nights Talking Married episode for their live interview, not sure I ever seen a more awkward interview its pure gold for Jess haters. Its after the first ad break if you want to jump to it on 9now.

They apparently had a huge fight about 1 minute before going live to air, Jess went off her head after Dan made a joke about Nic, and she was letting loose with F-Bombs all over the place. Ben Fordham had to talk her into still going ahead with interview, but they were pretty rattled.

Agree with Booney's comment, ratings up because more blokes watched this year, but if they went back to all couples like Jules and Cam it would have massive drop in ratings yet again.

[HH3]

We watched the reunion last night on 9Now with Mrs HH3's niece and her partner.

When Liz came out with the "women are victims of society" bullshit, I gave myself a headache by eye rolling like a MF, scoffed so loud it shocked my cat enough to bolt down the hallway, and sighed "What a load of f**king shit".

Mrs HH3's head snapped around and gave me a mouthful, but I doubled down. I said "Yeah, I tell women how to behave and dress all the time. I'm just cruising through life. No dramas mate."

When she went to clear my plate, I said "No, no, darling. You have it much tougher than me, so I will clear my own plate." I got a chuckle from the nieces partner, and a mouthful from the Mrs. Then the nieces partner asked if I'd like him to take my plate, and I said "Yeah please, you've got it much easier than Mrs HH3."

F**kin hilarious

Later during the episode, both of the females in the room were bagging Jess out for her teeth, lips, etc, and I screamed "Are you BODY SHAMING!!!"

Also, f**kin hilarious

[woodublieve12]

We watched the reunion last night on 9Now with Mrs HH3's niece and her partner.

When Liz came out with the "women are victims of society" bullshit, I gave myself a headache by eye rolling like a MF, scoffed so loud it shocked my cat enough to bolt down the hallway, and sighed "What a load of f**king shit".

Mrs HH3's head snapped around and gave me a mouthful, but I doubled down. I said "Yeah, I tell women how to behave and dress all the time. I'm just cruising through life. No dramas mate."

When she went to clear my plate, I said "No, no, darling. You have it much tougher than me, so I will clear my own plate." I got a chuckle from the nieces partner, and a mouthful from the Mrs. Then the nieces partner asked if I'd like him to take my plate, and I said "Yeah please, you've got it much easier than Mrs HH3."

F**kin hilarious

Later during the episode, both of the females in the room were bagging Jess out for her teeth, lips, etc, and I screamed "Are you BODY SHAMING!!!"

Also, f**kin hilarious

[HH3]

We watched the reunion last night on 9Now with Mrs HH3's niece and her partner.

When Liz came out with the "women are victims of society" bullshit, I gave myself a headache by eye rolling like a MF, scoffed so loud it shocked my cat enough to bolt down the hallway, and sighed "What a load of f**king shit".

Mrs HH3's head snapped around and gave me a mouthful, but I doubled down. I said "Yeah, I tell women how to behave and dress all the time. I'm just cruising through life. No dramas mate."

When she went to clear my plate, I said "No, no, darling. You have it much tougher than me, so I will clear my own plate." I got a chuckle from the nieces partner, and a mouthful from the Mrs. Then the nieces partner asked if I'd like him to take my plate, and I said "Yeah please, you've got it much easier than Mrs HH3."

F**kin hilarious

Later during the episode, both of the females in the room were bagging Jess out for her teeth, lips, etc, and I screamed "Are you BODY SHAMING!!!"

Also, f**kin hilarious

When Mike started talking about biology, both girls looked at me. I just shrugged and said "He's got a point...."

All hell broke loose.

[Eagles2014]

We watched the reunion last night on 9Now with Mrs HH3's niece and her partner.

When Liz came out with the "women are victims of society" bullshit, I gave myself a headache by eye rolling like a MF, scoffed so loud it shocked my cat enough to bolt down the hallway, and sighed "What a load of f**king shit".

Mrs HH3's head snapped around and gave me a mouthful, but I doubled down. I said "Yeah, I tell women how to behave and dress all the time. I'm just cruising through life. No dramas mate."

When she went to clear my plate, I said "No, no, darling. You have it much tougher than me, so I will clear my own plate." I got a chuckle from the nieces partner, and a mouthful from the Mrs. Then the nieces partner asked if I'd like him to take my plate, and I said "Yeah please, you've got it much easier than Mrs HH3."

F**kin hilarious

Later during the episode, both of the females in the room were bagging Jess out for her teeth, lips, etc, and I screamed "Are you BODY SHAMING!!!"

Also, f**kin hilarious

When Mike started talking about biology, both girls looked at me. I just shrugged and said "He's got a point...."

All hell broke loose.

Think Mike was harshly treated at times. Think what he was saying was spot on (luckily my wife agreed too!!). Maybe at times he did not say things the right way (hence single at 44), but the crux of what he was saying was on the money.

[mighty_tiger_79]

We watched the reunion last night on 9Now with Mrs HH3's niece and her partner.

When Liz came out with the "women are victims of society" bullshit, I gave myself a headache by eye rolling like a MF, scoffed so loud it shocked my cat enough to bolt down the hallway, and sighed "What a load of f**king shit".

Mrs HH3's head snapped around and gave me a mouthful, but I doubled down. I said "Yeah, I tell women how to behave and dress all the time. I'm just cruising through life. No dramas mate."

When she went to clear my plate, I said "No, no, darling. You have it much tougher than me, so I will clear my own plate." I got a chuckle from the nieces partner, and a mouthful from the Mrs. Then the nieces partner asked if I'd like him to take my plate, and I said "Yeah please, you've got it much easier than Mrs HH3."

F**kin hilarious

Later during the episode, both of the females in the room were bagging Jess out for her teeth, lips, etc, and I screamed "Are you BODY SHAMING!!!"

Also, f**kin hilarious

When Mike started talking about biology, both girls looked at me. I just shrugged and said "He's got a point...."

All hell broke loose.

Gogglebox awaits your household

[Lightning McQueen]

Think Mike was harshly treated at times. Think what he was saying was spot on (luckily my wife agreed too!!). Maybe at times he did not say things the right way (hence single at 44), but the crux of what he was saying was on the money.

Mike should be legally retarded.

He's a great bloke until he opens his mouth.

[Booney]

Think Mike was harshly treated at times. Think what he was saying was spot on (luckily my wife agreed too!!). Maybe at times he did not say things the right way (hence single at 44), but the crux of what he was saying was on the money.

Mike should be legally retarded.

He's a great bloke until he opens his mouth.

He's a ******* moron, he thinks he's imparting wisdom upon people, he's not, he's a ******* idiot.

[Lightning McQueen]

He's a ******* moron, he thinks he's imparting wisdom upon people, he's not, he's a ******* idiot.

When it all boils down, the peanut has tattooed hair FFS!

[Dutchy]

He's a ******* moron, he thinks he's imparting wisdom upon people, he's not, he's a ******* idiot.

When it all boils down, the peanut has tattooed hair FFS!

it will look shit when his real hair on the side goes full grey wont it? Does he need to re-tattoo then?