Things that give you the sh1ts

carey · Post by **carey** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:41 am

Dutchy wrote:
carey wrote:
I still would......

Dare I ask - early morning start or just getting home?

Standard work hours.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:20 pm

whufc wrote:
The best days.

Geez i remember going to school straight from the vill (a lot of us were 18 in late year 12)

A couple of the teachers didnt care because they had the same stamp.

That was me in year 10, The Smitty always had strippers on Thursday nights, if you were lucky you got to hook up with one of them, if you were luckier you didn’t develop a rash around the pecker a week later.

The Eliz Tavern always had great bands on a Thursday nights, I seen the Zep Boys there a few times and High Voltage was as good as cover band as you’ll ever see.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:23 pm

Raunchy Girls at the Reepham for me

whufc · Post by **whufc** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:51 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
whufc wrote:
The best days.

Geez i remember going to school straight from the vill (a lot of us were 18 in late year 12)

A couple of the teachers didnt care because they had the same stamp.

That was me in year 10, The Smitty always had strippers on Thursday nights, if you were lucky you got to hook up with one of them, if you were luckier you didn’t develop a rash around the pecker a week later.

The Eliz Tavern always had great bands on a Thursday nights, I seen the Zep Boys there a few times and High Voltage was as good as cover band as you’ll ever see.

Our first strippers experience was when they were at the Elizabeth rugby club

shoe boy · Post by **shoe boy** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 12:36 pm

Candice Warner and Dave the new Meghan and Harry :-@

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:20 pm

shoe boy wrote:Candice Warner and Dave the new Meghan and Harry

At least we agree on something

Her book will be in the $2 bin within a week

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Mon Apr 24, 2023 3:20 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
shoe boy wrote:Candice Warner and Dave the new Meghan and Harry

At least we agree on something

Her book will be in the $2 bin within a week

It's been a week since her last revelation.
Got to be a new one soon............. :vom:

The Dark Knight · Post by **The Dark Knight** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:04 pm

Saturday afternoon food shopping.

Never again (if I can avoid it). I usually go food shopping on a Friday, either straight after work or if I'm not working overtime on our RDO Friday I'll go as early as possible.
Because I couldn't go yesterday afternoon as I was in hospital with my daughter (she's ok now) I went after playing footy today. Coles Foodland were absolutely chaotic, Farmer Joes (Fruit and veg shop) wasn't as bad but still busier than a Friday.

Never again. Same goes for Sundays.

Hector · Post by **Hector** » Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:12 pm

People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon May 01, 2023 9:36 am

Hector wrote:People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

But why, let the escalator do the work

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Mon May 01, 2023 9:37 am

Hector wrote:People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

That’s what stairs are for.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Mon May 01, 2023 10:34 am

Spargo wrote:
Hector wrote:People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

That’s what stairs are for.

Top Tip (in the style of Viz magazine):

Don't like people blocking the path on escalators? Simply press the emergency stop button at the base before you get on. Hey presto - the escalator is instantly turned into a flight of stairs, forcing all users to walk, blocking nobody.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:34 am

Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Mon May 01, 2023 12:37 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...

As long as the stand to the left and let people walk up if they want to
You get an umbrella up the coit if you dont stand to the left in Hong Kong

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Mon May 01, 2023 1:32 pm

Airport pickup dropoff spot......where common sense is extinct.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:23 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Airport pickup dropoff spot......where common sense is extinct.

I'd argue common sense is out the window leading up to the roundabout...then you get taxis flying around with no indicator thinking it's like a game of dodgem cars :lol:

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Mon May 01, 2023 8:20 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...

As long as the stand to the left and let people walk up if they want to
You get an umbrella up the coit if you dont stand to the left in Hong Kong

What do you get on a non-rainy day :lol:

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Mon May 01, 2023 8:21 pm

Vamos wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...

As long as the stand to the left and let people walk up if they want to
You get an umbrella up the coit if you dont stand to the left in Hong Kong

What do you get on a non-rainy day

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue May 02, 2023 9:13 am

Anti-vaxxers on socials questioning how celebrity chef Jock Zonfrillo "died suddenly". No shame these cookers, no shame.

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Tue May 02, 2023 9:43 am

Booney wrote:Anti-vaxxers on socials questioning how celebrity chef Jock Zonfrillo "died suddenly". No shame these cookers, no shame.

No one ever died before covid vaccines

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