Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

Went to the shops early but only needed 5 things. They were mental but in and out quickly. Before I left I asked the wife if there is anything else,”nope I’m all organized “

Just sit down and she says “I forgot this”.####! My car in the driveway first, so I go. One hour for something that normally takes 3 minutes

My wife continually tries to break her record, currently 3 times in day.

Thats all ok, my Mrs spoke with our eldest daughter yesterday and asked her to go and buy somethings (mainly fruits/cheeses etc) for tomorrow for a cheese platter and pavlovas etc, she then told the youngest daughter the same thing, thinking they would go shopping together but alas they didn't go together or communicate and now got double of everything

Should’ve got them to do the booze shopping…

[Lightning McQueen]

Should’ve got them to do the booze shopping…

Well played Trev

[dedja]

[Footy Chick]

I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week?

[Brodlach]

I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week?

That’s very funny

[gadj1976]

This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e

[Lightning McQueen]

This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e

I guess he won’t appreciate re-runs of Kingswood Country then

[Footy Chick]

I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week?

found it today, better late than never

[Booney]

I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week?

found it today, better late than never

Where was it?

[amber_fluid]

I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week?

found it today, better late than never

Where was it?

Where she left it!

[dedja]

This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e

More than £200M … ungrateful bastards, what have these woke whingers done?

[dedja]

Dropkicks who dump their trash at Goodwill bins.

[Armchair expert]

Sea lice

[Jimmy_041]

This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e

More than £200M … ungrateful bastards, what have these woke whingers done?

Can they give us our money back please

[Jim05]

Cars sitting on 90 in the 110 zone all bunching up and not leaving any room for someone who wants to overtake. Happened several times on the Hay plains and in the end I had to overtake 6 or 7 at once. If you’re too scared to overtake then leave a gap so others can

[Lightning McQueen]

Having to get my door fixed because some arsewipe opened their door and hit mine.

I know which did it too.

[dedja]

Free to air channels in SD, especially sports FFS.

[Psyber]

Cars sitting on 90 in the 110 zone all bunching up and not leaving any room for someone who wants to overtake. Happened several times on the Hay plains and in the end I had to overtake 6 or 7 at once. If you’re too scared to overtake then leave a gap so others can

AGREED - on our local SE freeway too!
What seems to happen there is that slow drivers avoid getting stuck behind trucks by driving in the centre lane faster than the trucks but below the speed limit. So you have to encourage those in the faster lane to move to the left...

[cracka]

Cars sitting on 90 in the 110 zone all bunching up and not leaving any room for someone who wants to overtake. Happened several times on the Hay plains and in the end I had to overtake 6 or 7 at once. If you’re too scared to overtake then leave a gap so others can

AGREED - on our local SE freeway too!
What seems to happen there is that slow drivers avoid getting stuck behind trucks by driving in the centre lane faster than the trucks but below the speed limit. So you have to encourage those in the faster lane to move to the left...

[Spargo]

Stopped into my local for a couple of pints after work. Group of about a dozen blokes have been there since lunchtime, Ironbank Footy Club past players I’m told (allegedly) in their 40’s/early 50’s. All good, having a laugh & the beers have kicked in, high fiving a latecomer - maybe a tad loud but not offensive. Except for one. He had to be the loudest, talked over blokes, you could hear his fake laugh a mile away - just painful. Families are trying to enjoy a counter meal, people are walking in & then walking out due to this bloke. His mates were aware, weak. The barman told him a couple of times to zip it but he kept dropping the F bomb in front of this family of grand parents, parents & kids. More of his mates left but the few that were left started dropping the C bomb for the whole bar to hear - embarrassing.
“Dogga” - you shouldn’t drink, you’re not funny & I’m pretty sure (hope) you wouldn’t pull this shit in your own local/club.
You are a f#ckwit.