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dedja wrote:going for it on the kitchen table too obvious?

Working in a pub years ago, I walked in on a couple going for it in a store room. He had her bent over a keg.
She said, and I'm not kidding, "either join in or f#ck off!"
I got outta there - she was a horror & I'm not a "pig on a spit" kinda guy.
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What if she was hot though
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Still - no.
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Geeks who think using a laptop makes them a DJ...

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Failed Creation wrote:Geeks who think using a laptop makes them a DJ...

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OG ones & twos aren't exactly necessary for DJing anymore
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A conga line of Coalition MP's eulogies for Gough Whitlam's achievements, of which they are systematically attempting to break down as a government devoid of a social conscious.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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dedja wrote:A conga line of Coalition MP's eulogies for Gough Whitlam's achievements, of which they are systematically attempting to break down as a government devoid of a social conscious.



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Spargo wrote:Still - no.


what if he was hot though?...
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tipper wrote:
Spargo wrote:Still - no.


what if he was hot though?...

Still - no.
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The phone call I got this morning from a bloke looking for an evaporative cooling system for his "indoor garden".

Now, if it wasn't Tommy Chong on the other end of the phone I'll be buggered. :lol:

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Booney wrote:The phone call I got this morning from a bloke looking for an evaporative cooling system for his "indoor garden".

Now, if it wasn't Tommy Chong on the other end of the phone I'll be buggered. :lol:

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Booney wrote:The phone call I got this morning from a bloke looking for an evaporative cooling system for his "indoor garden".

Now, if it wasn't Tommy Chong on the other end of the phone I'll be buggered. :lol:

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Nah, he sold it to him for cost as long as he got a cut :lol:
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I found this mildly amusing as it poses a dilemma for those in the breeding years:
http://www.6minutes.com.au/news/latest- ... nken-semen

Just five drinks a week can reduce semen quality in otherwise healthy young men, research suggests.
Give the bottle a bigger nudge and the their semen is in even worse shape, the findings indicate, suggesting these guys should go easy on the grog not just for their general health but also for their reproductive health.

But teetotalers shouldn’t be too smug because the study, published in BMJ Open, shows abstaining from alcohol is also associated with reduced semen quality, although it’s not clear why.

The researchers base their findings on 1221 Danish men aged 18-28 years who averaged 11 drinks in the preceding week of the study.


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I ignored the intended message of this video, but I loved it when the kids swore.

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EPIGENETICS - Lamarck was right!
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Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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Can't stop laughing at this gif

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Q. wrote:Can't stop laughing at this gif

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As funny as that is, i'd love to get that kind of speed going down a waterslide- just entering a pool of water, rather than a crash haha!
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