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Mr Beefy wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"


I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

Just do it for a hobby now?

Yep, keeping his hand in.
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Mr Beefy wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"


I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

Just do it for a hobby now?

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Spargo wrote:F#ck me, are you kidding? My daughters are 6 & 8, ridiculous age to be deliberately exposed to this sort of thing.

Agreed.. quite an impressionable age - whislt i'm all for inclusion and open mindedness, i just think that's a little bit young to be pushing it in their faces and confusing them

I once kept my 6 year old son home from school because the Crows were visiting.
Got to keep those young minds clean.
As for cross-dressers or whatever, I don't think that is any problem.
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Trader wrote:Its just another part of the leftists agenda exposing the community to these alternate types. Parenting magazines with single-sex couples on the cover, "toxic masculinity" adds where the black guy is the hero and the white guy is the offender, the all female Ocean's 8 movie, or cross dresses in public libraries.

It's all about exposing people to these alternative view points, breaking down the stereotypes that exist within our own minds. And even better if you can expose them while they are young. You don't need to retrain the minds of kids in the future if they never even learnt what a 'traditional family' looks like.

Is this good for society? In some areas I'd say yes.
Just PC lefty crap.
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Lady comes into work with two young kids, almost the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Husband walks in and is a cross of Cameron Ling and Steve Erkel :shock:

WTF!
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Brodlach wrote:Lady comes into work with two young kids, almost the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Husband walks in and is a cross of Cameron Ling and Steve Erkel :shock:

WTF!

An Afro-american ranga? Or a nerdy footy player wearing suspenders? Pity you didn't grab a pic, sounds like something the CSIRO should investigate.
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Ranga, bucked teeth with think glasses and braces on his pants
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Brodlach wrote:Ranga, bucked teeth with think glasses and braces on his pants

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Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.
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Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.


Like you're moving those rocks! :lol:

Pointing and telling someone what to do isn't "moving rocks". ;)
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Booney wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.


Like you're moving those rocks! :lol:

Pointing and telling someone what to do isn't "moving rocks". ;)



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Brodlach wrote:Lady comes into work with two young kids, almost the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Husband walks in and is a cross of Cameron Ling and Steve Erkel :shock:

WTF!


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Booney wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.


Like you're moving those rocks! :lol:

Pointing and telling someone what to do isn't "moving rocks". ;)


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People actually still go to the Royal Show?
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Booney wrote:People actually still go to the Royal Show?


We go every 2-3 years, and most of that time is spent in the Taste SA pavilion.
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Booney wrote:People actually still go to the Royal Show?

Mc Jnr went Saturday, when I seen him Sunday I asked how it went.

"I was there half an hour and then thought it was better to go to Rundle Mall and buy some clothes with the money you gave me"

Little Miss Mc said "It's just a complete waste of money dad, it was a bit different when it was your money"
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If you were born in Australia the day the World Trade Centre was attacked and came down you can legally buy alcohol today.
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Booney wrote:If you were born in Australia the day the World Trade Centre was attacked and came down you can legally buy alcohol today.


True, this is my friends son
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Sitting at work reading up on some news and I turn to my off-sider and say "Shit, the lad that got abducted on Sunday, i used to coach him at cricket"
she turns to me and says "Yeah? I play soccer with his sister and his step-mum looks after my kids at their child care centre"

What a small world.

He has been found safe and well I might add.
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If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
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