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Re: Open Mike

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Q. wrote:I've discussed this previously and so did she on the show. What do you think happens to a body when you switch testosterone levels for oestrogen levels?


I'm not scientist but I'd imagine a whole raft of things, including :

Suddenly knowing ******* everything
Wanting to watch shit TV about good looking people struggling to fall in "love"
The inability to make a decision on where to go and eat out
Complaining about men not listening, at least that's what we think they said
Saying "I'm never drinking champagne again" as they bring up 3 bottles of cheap vinegar
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Booney wrote:
Q. wrote:I've discussed this previously and so did she on the show. What do you think happens to a body when you switch testosterone levels for oestrogen levels?


I'm not scientist but I'd imagine a whole raft of things, including :

Suddenly knowing ******* everything
Wanting to watch shit TV about good looking people struggling to fall in "love"
The inability to make a decision on where to go and eat out
Complaining about men not listening, at least that's what we think they said
Saying "I'm never drinking champagne again" as they bring up 3 bottles of cheap vinegar
Have more trouble reversing a car than you could possible imagine
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Re: Open Mike

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I guess a follow up question would be...
If she was born a girl, would she be 6'2ish and 100kg right now?
She may well have i dunno.
At the end of the day she's not a female so she cant play female sport.
When asked the question, how did you go against males in footy, her answer was....no good.
But of course playing against 65 kilo athletes versus 100kg athletes makes a big difference psychologically (fear of getting poleaxed)
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tigerpie wrote:I guess a follow up question would be...
If she was born a girl, would she be 6'2ish and 100kg right now?
She may well have i dunno.
At the end of the day she's not a female so she cant play female sport.
When asked the question, how did you go against males in footy, her answer was....no good.
But of course playing against 65 kilo athletes versus 100kg athletes makes a big difference psychologically (fear of getting poleaxed)


I guess there's no right or wrong answer, just opinions.
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tigerpie wrote:I guess a follow up question would be...
If she was born a girl, would she be 6'2ish and 100kg right now?
She may well have i dunno.
At the end of the day she's not a female so she cant play female sport.
When asked the question, how did you go against males in footy, her answer was....no good.
But of course playing against 65 kilo athletes versus 100kg athletes makes a big difference psychologically (fear of getting poleaxed)
Kicked 5 in the VFLW on the weekend......
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
tigerpie wrote:I guess a follow up question would be...
If she was born a girl, would she be 6'2ish and 100kg right now?
She may well have i dunno.
At the end of the day she's not a female so she cant play female sport.
When asked the question, how did you go against males in footy, her answer was....no good.
But of course playing against 65 kilo athletes versus 100kg athletes makes a big difference psychologically (fear of getting poleaxed)


I guess there's no right or wrong answer, just opinions.
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heater31 wrote:
tigerpie wrote:I guess a follow up question would be...
If she was born a girl, would she be 6'2ish and 100kg right now?
She may well have i dunno.
At the end of the day she's not a female so she cant play female sport.
When asked the question, how did you go against males in footy, her answer was....no good.
But of course playing against 65 kilo athletes versus 100kg athletes makes a big difference psychologically (fear of getting poleaxed)
Kicked 5 in the VFLW on the weekend......


Did anyone see her kicking action in the footage, she was lucky to hit her foot, she wont be getting drafted unless that is the standard across the board.
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Re: Open Mike

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mighty hounds wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:I watched it and still had many questions running through my head after it, one thing I got out of it though was that she isn't doing this to "buck the system" or to be deliberately controversial, she seems pretty level headed and firm with her beliefs, just cause they don't marry up with many of ours doesn't mean we should automatically judge.

I'm basing my opinion with a bit of bias as my 15 year old daughter goes alright at footy and could possibly playing in the AFLW in a few years. Hannah is a solid well built human who would knock my girl into next week, if the floodgates open for Hannah who knows what lies around the corner?


so if you had a son that was skinny short wingman and he was KO'd by a ruckman whats the differece? would you prevent your son form playing? That same risk is in the male game and is a poor example imo


The difference being the Ruckman would receive a 1 match ban as per the Nic Nat perfect tackle on Amon.
Do you think the AFL would have the balls to suspend Mouncey for a similar incident knowing the backlash they would receive
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Q. wrote:What do you think happens to a body when you switch testosterone levels for oestrogen levels?


You cry after wanking
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LMA wrote:
Q. wrote:What do you think happens to a body when you switch testosterone levels for oestrogen levels?


You cry after wanking

Or you wank after crying.
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LMA wrote:
Q. wrote:What do you think happens to a body when you switch testosterone levels for oestrogen levels?


You cry after wanking


Gonna need a lot of tissues after a wank and a cry
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Q. wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
I guess there's no right or wrong answer, just opinions.
And science

Along with willies and vagina's.
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daysofourlives wrote:
Did anyone see her kicking action in the footage, she was lucky to hit her foot, she wont be getting drafted unless that is the standard across the board.

Yes and unfortunately it is.
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daysofourlives wrote:
heater31 wrote:
tigerpie wrote:I guess a follow up question would be...
If she was born a girl, would she be 6'2ish and 100kg right now?
She may well have i dunno.
At the end of the day she's not a female so she cant play female sport.
When asked the question, how did you go against males in footy, her answer was....no good.
But of course playing against 65 kilo athletes versus 100kg athletes makes a big difference psychologically (fear of getting poleaxed)
Kicked 5 in the VFLW on the weekend......


Did anyone see her kicking action in the footage, she was lucky to hit her foot, she wont be getting drafted unless that is the standard across the board.


You try kicking a footy having a 6 inch vagina
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Re: Open Mike

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Craig Hutchisonon is on tonight, safe to say I'm sticking to watching House Rules lol.
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The Dark Knight wrote:Craig Hutchisonon is on tonight, safe to say I'm sticking to watching House Rules lol.


Unlikely anyone watched it, but I read a portion of the transcript and it seems he (Hutchison) is so bad at cooking that he turned his kitchen at home into a studio. :lol:
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And lives in a hotel these days....

I found it quite interesting, he is quite humble these days, has turned himself into a very successful businessman by making some tough calls, a bit like Kane Im not a huge fans of his but I do like listening to his opinion even if I don't agree with it.
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Dutchy wrote:And lives in a hotel these days....

I found it quite interesting, he is quite humble these days, has turned himself into a very successful businessman by making some tough calls, a bit like Kane Im not a huge fans of his but I do like listening to his opinion even if I don't agree with it.


Find it hard to warm to the opinions of people like Hutchy, Tony Jones and Sam McClure. Just some sort of smarminess about them.
Hasn't been as bad this year as previous years on Footy Classsified, but when there was Lyon, Carro and Lloyd it was like Hutchy was the smaller kid trying his best to impress the bigger kids to fit in, but those with the real cred knew he was lower in the food chain.
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Open Mike is still going, Brad Ottens was on last night and I found it pretty boring. Ottens doesn't seem like much of a talker and it felt like Mike needed to really extract answers out of him. Rocket Eade was on last week and he was much better to listen too.
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The Dark Knight wrote:Open Mike is still going, Brad Ottens was on last night and I found it pretty boring. Ottens doesn't seem like much of a talker and it felt like Mike needed to really extract answers out of him. Rocket Eade was on last week and he was much better to listen too.
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