Things that make you laugh

[RustyCage]

Haha that's awesome!

[woodublieve12]

[mighty_tiger_79]

Just dropped into a TAB

bloke backed a winner race 1 at porta gutter

paid $7

Carries on saying he backed it at $25 and shoulda gone fixed odds.

Then someone alerted him to the $1.75 fav was late scr

then he goes to the keno screen looking for something and that mumbled shit as if he woulda hit spot 10

[Spargo]

Always a character or two at the TAB.
I worked in one a while ago. Blokes would try and borrow money off me, pawn their watch, their phone, you name it. One fella wanted to sell me his Toyota Corolla so he could get on the next dog race at Warragul.

[Booney]

Has the Stop 10 gone off yet or is it over $2,000,000?


*EDIT*

$2,082,500.00

[Psyber]

Actually, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Surely it could be getter managed...

http://www.australiandoctor.com.au/news ... 3696946366

In a warehouse somewhere in Australia sit 3000 pallets of Tamiflu, latex gloves and other medical supplies for managing a pandemic — all past their use-by date and destined for landfill.
The expired products have already cost the taxpayer almost a quarter of a billion dollars — and even the cost of keeping them in a warehouse prior to disposal is an extra half a million dollars a year. This is the hefty price tag that Australia is paying for its preparedness for a major pandemic.
A new report from the Australian National Audit Office has shown that the National Medical Stockpile has grown from a modest post-9/11 stockpile of antibiotics for anthrax, into a $750 million mammoth of antivirals, P2 masks and pandemic vaccines.
It makes Australia one of the most well-prepared countries in term of pandemic responses, but it also raises the question of whether the cost — and waste — of the program is money well spent....

… Facing high replacement costs to replenish the 110 million items in the medical stockpile, the Department of Health has been looking at cost-saving options, but with little success. One possibility was ‘cycling' products through the stockpile and then channelling them for use by health services or the defence department before their expiry date. However, the auditors found that the huge stocks of antivirals vastly exceeded the national usage, and this measure would only achieve cost savings of about 1%.

[mickey]

Crows nuffies being asked to moo to win a prize. And the retards actually do it!

[whufc]

How extremly 'fierce' and 'intense' the showdown rivalry is between supporters.!!!!!

lol yep right up there with Celtic/Rangers, West Ham/Milwall, River Plater/Boca

[bennymacca]

Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.

Tennis (full stop)

How can anyone bare to watch it?

Nick kyrgios. Awesome.

[Magpiespower]

"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.

[HH3]

"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.

He has a point....

[whufc]

"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.

He has a point....

Probably wasn't the pic itself, more the lollies he would had to have to make a man drink his own piss at a nightclub

[Q.]

"Surely they couldn’t sack him for that... he is only doing it to himself.’’
- Joey Johns has got Todd Carney's back.

He has a point....

Probably wasn't the pic itself, more the lollies he would had to have to make a man drink his own piss at a nightclub

His penis doesn't look too be showing signs of e-dick.

[Footy Chick]

I think he's taking the piss....

[helicopterking]

It's still just a wee bit unnecessary tho.

[Magpiespower]

Apparently, Toddy was singing along to this at the urinal...

[Pseudo]

He was just making an internet video entitled "One guy no cup"

[HH3]

Apparently its something that happens a fair bit in the skating community. Its called "bubbling" apparently.

If the other person didnt put the pic on the internet, he would still be playing.

I wonder if he can sue that person for lost income. Pretty sure its illegal to take pics in a public toilet of someone taking a piss. Even it it is on his own chin.

[Failed Creation]

Apparently, Toddy was singing along to this at the urinal...

I love that skit!

[The Ash Man]

A random chick coming up to me at the pub.
All good so far.

Then after some small talk she happens to mention her bf is in prison for 5 years on drug charges and she is allowed some "fun" in the meantime.
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