Things that give you the sh1ts

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Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.
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heater31 wrote:Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.


id put in an official protest

dunno who too, but I would start telling everyone what a load of bullshit it is
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
heater31 wrote:Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.


id put in an official protest

dunno who too, but I would start telling everyone what a load of bullshit it is


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No red cans at the G for the prelim next week!
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On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!
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my first day back at work after having 6 and a half weeks off!!!!

i want to go home!
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carey wrote:No red cans at the G for the prelim next week!


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Booney wrote:
carey wrote:No red cans at the G for the prelim next week!


If you like cat's piss you'll love VB.


Red tins > VB. We all know that.
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Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


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Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


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Booney wrote:
Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


What do you do when a bird shits on your jacket?

Never take her out again.
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Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


Wonder what gave the bird the sh!ts Hefty...
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Starting to feel a cold coming on when I have the City to Bay to run on Sunday! :twisted:
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Sorry Dude wrote:Starting to feel a cold coming on when I have the City to Bay to run on Sunday! :twisted:


Plenty of fluids and cold and flu medicine and rest. I once recovered from one of these in about 26 hours....I don't know how....
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A teaspoon full of cement might work too....
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Hot water system shitting itself yesterday!!!
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My wife wants to watch that Brownlow red carpet bullshit.

Those kinds of shows would have to be the most irrelevant wastes or air time I've ever seen. Who (and why) would give a **** about what (and who) someone is ******* wearing? Madness..
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My missus's iphone 5 f**king up after the new update. Even factory restoring isnt working and there's not much info available from Apple as to how to fix it. There are a heap of people with the same problem on their forums, but no solution. Ive been sitting here for an hour and a half trying to fix the ******* thing!

@kickinit, you seem to be the Apple guru, got any tips on how to get this piece of **** shit working?
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Why don't you restore to the previous backup?
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HH3 wrote:
@kickinit, you seem to be the Apple guru, got any tips on how to get this piece of **** shit working?


I do...get a samsung :lol:
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