I need to know....

[Gozu]

Nothing in your local rag?

Not that I've seen, everything else other than lawn mowing.

Notice boards in the local shops always have handy men ad's on them.

That's a good idea I'll have to check next time.

[carey]

Ok now this might sound really weird but, Do sneezes stink?

The reason I ask is every time I sneeze my Mrs goes crazy and reckon's that sneezes stink and she cant handle the smell of them? How can a sneeze smell? You fart and yep we all get that, But a sneeze? I just don't get it. I don't think they do but hey it might just be me.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Your Mrs has serious issues if she believes that a sneeze smells

[woodublieve12]

i guess it depends where you put your nose all day...

[carey]

Your Mrs has serious issues if she believes that a sneeze smells

Correct. That's what I've told her but probably not that nice

[mighty_tiger_79]

i guess it depends where you put your nose all day...

Carey doesn't strike me as a brown noser

[Lightning McQueen]

Ok now this might sound really weird but, Do sneezes stink?

The reason I ask is every time I sneeze my Mrs goes crazy and reckon's that sneezes stink and she cant handle the smell of them? How can a sneeze smell? You fart and yep we all get that, But a sneeze? I just don't get it. I don't think they do but hey it might just be me.

You're not doing them sneezes when a little bit of fart comes out are you?

[carey]

Why Wednesday nights AFL360 is called 'legends night' but has David King and Mark Maclure on the panel???

[Lightning McQueen]

Why Wednesday nights AFL360 is called 'legends night' but has David King and Mark Maclure on the panel???

Loved Kingy as a player, sh!t dribbler in the media. Mark Maclure is a full on sausage wallet.

[Spargo]

I can handle King in small doses, Sellers on the other hand is fantastic. Doesn't give a f#*k who he upsets, calls it as he sees it.
Usually it's precious Essendon/Collingwood supporters that whinge about him.

[The Bedge]

My boss told me she owns over 60 pairs of shoes..

I need to know is this normal?!!??

[Footy Chick]

No.

[HH3]

My missus would own close to 60 i'd say. Still has nothing to wear apparently...

I own (in pairs)

1 x enclosed casual shoes
1 x work shoes
1 x runners
1 x footy boots
2 x thongs (1 pair left in each of the cars)

All have a set purpose, and none will be bought until the existing pair is totally f**ked!

[The Bedge]

My missus would own close to 60 i'd say. Still has nothing to wear apparently...

I own (in pairs)

1 x enclosed casual shoes
1 x work shoes
1 x runners
1 x footy boots
2 x thongs (1 pair left in each of the cars)

All have a set purpose, and none will be bought until the existing pair is totally f**ked!

I'm the same!

Women - strange creatures

[Lightning McQueen]

Kmart had a special last week on shoes, buy one get one free.

[The Bedge]

Kmart had a special last week on shoes, buy one get one free.

unfortunately she doesnt come across as a K-mart kind of woman

[shoe boy]

Mile Jedinak was awarded goal of the year for Crystal Palace.

4 games to go???

[Footy Chick]

Snitzel? or Schhhhnitzel?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Snitty

[Failed Creation]

Snitzel? or Schhhhnitzel?

Schnitzel. Always schnitzel.

This is coming from someone who doesn't eat it.