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I just decided to go to the cricket. I am going to wee on Wristy's leg.
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As opposed to dribbling shit? ;)
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Make sure you break the seal on his leg. Musty and yellow.
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They're tiny pins, hope you have a good aim :lol:
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Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????
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You know you have made it in life when there is a Thread dedicated to a pee party in your honour.

Second greatest moment ever behind my daughters birth ;)
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FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?
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slow news day, eh?
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wristwatcher wrote:You know you have made it in life when there is a Thread dedicated to a pee party in your honour.

Second greatest moment ever behind my daughters birth ;)


I heard through a reliable source that Wristwatcher was spotted with an All Blacks shirt on today? Interesting
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I think @The Big Shrek is stalking me.

Seems I can't go to any given pub in SA without seeing him there lately.

As time of seeing TBS, he was yet to do the deed on WW. ;)
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I had both of them texting me yesterday trying to get into my corporate box
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Jimmy_041 wrote:I had both of them texting me yesterday trying to get into my corporate box

If I had known you were there you would have been weed on too.
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So it turns out I was the only one that treated my leg to a Golden Shower. :(

My spending for the 3 days was $196, $12.60 and $205. See if you can guess which day I didn't drink on :oops:
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wristwatcher wrote:So it turns out I was the only one that treated my leg to a Golden Shower. :(

My spending for the 3 days was $196, $12.60 and $205. See if you can guess which day I didn't drink on :oops:



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carey wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:So it turns out I was the only one that treated my leg to a Golden Shower. :(

My spending for the 3 days was $196, $12.60 and $205. See if you can guess which day I didn't drink on :oops:



3 days cost $1160



Jeepers, did you lay under the tap :shock:

I guess if you count my $335 on membership I went for $750.
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The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?


Not that stupid to get caught doing something and I'm not a Man-Child either. I am a respectable and law abiding member of society. so don't have to worry about your rates.
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Ouch. Touchy Touchy Fourth Estate
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FOURTH ESTATE wrote:
The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?


Not that stupid to get caught doing something and I'm not a Man-Child either. I am a respectable and law abiding member of society. so don't have to worry about your rates.

Don't worry, even though you're a cheeky little bugger, I'll still give you mate's rates. I'll even chuck in some proof reading for your posts (you need it). I'm here for you buddy!
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The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:
The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?


Not that stupid to get caught doing something and I'm not a Man-Child either. I am a respectable and law abiding member of society. so don't have to worry about your rates.

Don't worry, even though you're a cheeky little bugger, I'll still give you mate's rates. I'll even chuck in some proof reading for your posts (you need it). I'm here for you buddy!


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