Things that give you the sh1ts

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Corona Man wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
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gadj1976 wrote:[quote="Spargo"]First day of a week's holidays started yesterday.
Two vehicles packed with wife, kids, dog, bikes, scooters etc
Leave early so I can get there by 10am to watch my Steelers in the NFL playoffs.
Little miss 6 needs a toilet stop & the dog has the lead twisted numerous times around her hind leg, so we pull over on the Kulpara to Paskeville road. Wife gets back in her car - and nothing, it won't start. F*CK! So I put wife & kids in my van and send them on their way whilst I ring the RAA. Now it's just me and my Kelpie, Lenny - and 8 million flies and ants and the humidity and the warm wind. The RAA bloke has to come from Kadina, says he'll be half an hour or so. He arrives actually in less time than that, tries numerous things/tests, can't get it going. "Have to tow it to the Kadina dealership" he tells me. A rope tow, bloody hell! Never did that before, that's hairy at times doing 90 km p/hour with bugger all steering or brakes and only a car length between you.
Arrive at dealership, service manager informs me he can't get the car seen to until next Tues, they're flat out plus it's a short week. That's no good, we head home on Saturday. He was trying his best to work something out and told me to leave it with him. Now I needed a ride (and Lenny) to Pt Hughes where we're staying. (Wife couldn't come & get me as she only had the van which seats 3 and couldn't leave kids alone as they're only 6 & 4). So I have to wait for my RAA friend who is the other side of Wallaroo doing a job. Finally he picks me and my patient furry offsider up, but can't fit in what luggage we had in broken down car. Eventually arrive at holiday house, get straight in the van and drive back to Kadina to retrieve luggage.
3pm, almost 5 f#cking hours later and I can try to relax.
Oh , and the Steelers got knocked out and the dealership rang this morning saying they found time to look at our car and it's a fuel pump. Part sent from Adelaide tomorrow, fitted on Thursday - $980 thanks very much.
I may drink a little more than usual this week.


Spargo, you're a mate of HH3. Let me know if you're in need of accommodation that side of the Peninsula next time. We have a holiday house at North Beach (just north of Wallaroo) we can look after you.


@gadj1976 Any chance I can use this holiday house at some point?

I'm a friend of @Spargos ;)


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Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:
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Footy Chick wrote:Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:

:lol:
Crank call or genuine?
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Footy Chick wrote:Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:


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therisingblues wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:

:lol:
Crank call or genuine?


Nah genuine unfortunately.
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Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

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Booney wrote:Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.


If that's all it takes for them to collapse then it's not your fault haha
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bennymacca wrote:
Booney wrote:Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.


If that's all it takes for them to collapse then it's not your fault haha

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Booney wrote:Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.

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96% humidity :-Q
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Footy Chick wrote:96% humidity :-Q


Yeah, you should see my hair in this weather!
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The constant "outrage" in the Twittersphere and Facebook. Each time I open the internet on my computer, Nine MSN screams today's "top stories" at me. It is surprising how many of them are nothing more than a summary of how people on Twitter or facebook are reacting to some trivial incident that occurred during their day.

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Shaming?
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Out of the millions who have Twitter accounts of course there'll be a few who sometimes want to cry over spilt milk. Does it have to be picked up by wider media?
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Blackout, again!!

Heard on the radio most of the Western Suburbs is out. Of course it goes out now, why couldn't it go out earlier today while at work FFS. Typical.
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The Dark Knight wrote:Blackout, again!!

Heard on the radio most of the Western Suburbs is out. Of course it goes out now, why couldn't it go out earlier today while at work FFS. Typical.


Really?
Hope mine doesn't go out as well.
41c and the power goes out, it's a joke!
The Government has to step in and do something.

Hope your beers are cold already mate!
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amber_fluid wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Blackout, again!!

Heard on the radio most of the Western Suburbs is out. Of course it goes out now, why couldn't it go out earlier today while at work FFS. Typical.

Really?
Hope mine doesn't go out as well.
41c and the power goes out, it's a joke!
The Government has to step in and do something.

Hope your beers are cold already mate!

Yep, f**king worst possible timing.

Hopefully it comes back on soon.

Edit- Power back on here, huge relief. Was out for about an hour.
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Rolling blackouts across the state due to very high power demand
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Strange one really. Although **** all coming from wind and the peak demand was getting up to 3500MW. Aemo needed 100MW cut, it just shows that we are lacking that one extra generation player in our market.

But if you looked at the forcast demand and costing on Aemos page, seems the forcasted and allowed for the demand to decrease at a time when it was still 40 outside.

Old mate Kouts is going crazy on twitter, apparently we have additional gas generation that is just sitting there and Aemo didnt ask for it to be turned on.

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Stomach bugs. Literally.

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When your missers beats you in a 1 lap time trial at the snake pit,a rematch is already scheduled for next week.I could of put this up in the Things I rate thread but it was a mix feeling situation.
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The dishwasher door latch breaking and not locking the door and the Mrs having to revert to the olden days of doing it by hand....
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