Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Bedge]

Doing a basic training for a new program we have at work that we need to complete before we can use, and some moron keeps asking questions every 2 minutes!

I just want to finish already haha!

[Lightning McQueen]

Doing a basic training for a new program we have at work that we need to complete before we can use, and some moron keeps asking questions every 2 minutes!

I just want to finish already haha!

How is it going?

[Lightning McQueen]

Doing a basic training for a new program we have at work that we need to complete before we can use, and some moron keeps asking questions every 2 minutes!

I just want to finish already haha!

@Zartan

Finished yet?

[The Bedge]

@Zartan

Finished yet?

Finished.. almost 3hrs for something that could've only taken around an hour
What a joke, if it wasn't a mandatory training requirement I wouldn't have done it.. i totally zoned out the last 45min - hope there wasn't anything important in it

Oh wait, i get your stupid joke very funny

[Lightning McQueen]

@Zartan

Finished yet?

Finished.. almost 3hrs for something that could've only taken around an hour
What a joke, if it wasn't a mandatory training requirement I wouldn't have done it.. i totally zoned out the last 45min - hope there wasn't anything important in it

Oh wait, i get your stupid joke very funny

We get them here aswell, they're a pain in the arse.

Our self-assessment appraisals are equally as funny.

[HH3]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

[Lightning McQueen]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

I'd sooner just go to work and do my job.

[HH3]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

I'd sooner just go to work and do my job.

Yeah but when there's no training across the company, the poor bastards that take the time to learn how to do everything are the ones that get lumped the work.

Also, sales meetings are very foreign to our reps, who are left alone to "work" "autonomously".

[MW]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

You say that...

[The Bedge]

Yeah but when there's no training across the company, the poor bastards that take the time to learn how to do everything are the ones that get lumped the work.

Also, sales meetings are very foreign to our reps, who are left alone to "work" "autonomously".

Sounds all too familiar, that's what it was like at the last place i worked. Found it soon makes you resent the company!

[The Bedge]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals"..

I thought all companies did assessments/appraisals?

Don't you have scorecards or performance reviews? KPI's?

[HH3]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

You say that...

I have worked as a financial planning assistant, where there were lots of meetings and training.

I enjoyed it.

[HH3]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals"..

I thought all companies did assessments/appraisals?

Don't you have scorecards or performance reviews? KPI's?

Ha! Of course not. That would be seen as being critical of people.

[Booney]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals"..

I thought all companies did assessments/appraisals?

Don't you have scorecards or performance reviews? KPI's?

Knowing HH3's workplace ( enough ) I think they'd be hard pressed taking the beige curtains down and putting some nice blinds up.

We don't do much in way of training, we go to bi-annual sales conferences either in Australia or New Zealand, but in all reality it's a mash up of rugby / cricket jokes and lots of beer. There's some "training" on new product development, we do very little week to week though.

We do however have KPI's that don't necessarily need to be met as our industry ebbs and flows and static KPI's aren't truly reflective of an individuals performance, but the KPI's need to be the target for your monthly sales.

[HH3]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals"..

I thought all companies did assessments/appraisals?

Don't you have scorecards or performance reviews? KPI's?

Knowing HH3's workplace ( enough ) I think they'd be hard pressed taking the beige curtains down and putting some nice blinds up.

We don't do much in way of training, we go to bi-annual sales conferences either in Australia or New Zealand, but in all reality it's a mash up of rugby / cricket jokes and lots of beer. There's some "training" on new product development, we do very little week to week though.

We do however have KPI's that don't necessarily need to be met as our industry ebbs and flows and static KPI's aren't truly reflective of an individuals performance, but the KPI's need to be the target for your monthly sales.

Seen Mark lately?

[Booney]

Seen Mark lately?

When was the last time you told him to come in? ( He doesn't need to.... )

[HH3]

Seen Mark lately?

When was the last time you told him to come in? ( He doesn't need to.... )

When I ask him if he's been places, he gets stroppy and thinks I'm insinuating he doesn't do anything.....

I am...but toughen up.

[Grenville]

I could only dream of working in a company that does "training" and has "assessments" and "appraisals".

This place is a complete shambles.

I'd sooner just go to work and do my job.

I'd sooner never go back to work again, bloody mortgage.

[RustyCage]

It's a bloke.

Hide his keys under some soap then.

You've got to at least give him some chance of finding them

[woodublieve12]

Hawthorn