Things that give you the sh1ts

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:54 pm

Brodlach wrote::lol:

The kids don’t know about them yet. And they will be naming the remaking two, should be interesting.

Keep in mind the kids are 5 and 3 :shock:

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:59 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

No wonder you didn't want any, you know nothing about them.

Ducks are pack animals, like elephants, or dolphins, or chimpanzee's. Also, you'll find they barely produce any shit at all.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:00 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Brodlach wrote::lol:

The kids don’t know about them yet. And they will be naming the remaking two, should be interesting.

Keep in mind the kids are 5 and 3

Surely they pick Donald and Daisy

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:00 pm

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:02 pm

The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but that whole post literally has me giggling to the point of crying haha!

Ducky McQuackface!! Classic!

Can't separate the 3, must come as a package!! Oh you're killing me!!

Laugh? I'm ******* pissing myself.

I say no to a cat and Wubbsy get's told he's having 3 ducks.

Wait until you get home, assess the one most likely to cost the most to keep and give you the least in return and call it Tippo!

It gets funnier!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:02 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Look like 3 males.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:03 pm

Brodlach wrote:I think it's the owners of cats that piss me off more than cats, letting them roam around at all hours of the day and night

My two are strictly inside cats. One goes out the back with us when we're home. The fat one has no interest on tackling the elements.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:03 pm

HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:I think it's the owners of cats that piss me off more than cats, letting them roam around at all hours of the day and night

My two are strictly inside cats. One goes out the back with us when we're home. The fat one has no interest on tackling the elements.

So they shit in a box and you clean it out?

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:06 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Look like 3 males.

Well atleast their will be another male in the house.
I have two daughters and a girl dog.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:07 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

That looks like it's got an attitude problem

One on the left looks gay NTTAWWT

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:07 pm

Booney wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but that whole post literally has me giggling to the point of crying haha!

Ducky McQuackface!! Classic!

Can't separate the 3, must come as a package!! Oh you're killing me!!

Laugh? I'm ******* pissing myself.

I say no to a cat and Wubbsy get's told he's having 3 ducks.

Wait until you get home, assess the one most likely to cost the most to keep and give you the least in return and call it Tippo!

It gets funnier!

And I’ll call the most annoying one Booney

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 pm

Brodlach wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

That looks like it's got an attitude problem

One on the left looks gay NTTAWWT

I voted yes, so I will support its life choices

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:09 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

That looks like it's got an attitude problem

One on the left looks gay NTTAWWT

I voted yes, so I will support its life choices

Such a caring father figure already

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:10 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Look like 3 males.

Well atleast their will be another male in the house.
I have two daughters and a girl dog.

This my only defence in my thought processing:

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:10 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but that whole post literally has me giggling to the point of crying haha!

Ducky McQuackface!! Classic!

Can't separate the 3, must come as a package!! Oh you're killing me!!

Laugh? I'm ******* pissing myself.

I say no to a cat and Wubbsy get's told he's having 3 ducks.

Wait until you get home, assess the one most likely to cost the most to keep and give you the least in return and call it Tippo!

It gets funnier!

And I’ll call the most annoying one Booney

Seriously? Oh, I'm in tears. I'm thrilled. Should I come around for a naming ceremony? I've got no cat to look after so I'm free anytime.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:11 pm

Oh please call it Booney McBoonface

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:15 pm

Daddles has to feature.

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:16 pm

At least you'll have something good to eat at Xmas. :lol:

MW · Post by MW » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:17 pm

We get them in our pool and duck me they make a mess...

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:19 pm

Brodlach wrote:Oh please call it Booney McBoonface

That's outstanding! :lol:

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