Things that give you the sh1ts

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:36 am

Brodlach wrote:I’m not sure if I could be anymore bored at work even if I tried

Very quiet morning

Yep.

I looked at the clock and it was 9:28. An hour and a half later and it was 9:30.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:37 am

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:38 am

I looked at the clock and it was 10:37, looked what seemed half an hour later and it was 10:13 :lol:

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:38 am

Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:39 am

Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:40 am

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:57 am

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:08 pm

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

You just worry about getting it done tomorrow arvo.

Post by **heater31** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:55 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Alaska wrote:One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.

That's ridiculous. Valium will be next probably.

Dont give them any ideas :shock:

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:22 pm

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

Get Acronyms on Google Fast ?

tipper · Post by **tipper** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:21 pm

heater31 wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Alaska wrote:One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.

That's ridiculous. Valium will be next probably.
Dont give them any ideas

hmmm. i can see a little sideline in black market codiene around here once it ceases to be over the counter next year... just have to organise a reliable supply

ill send you yours Heater in internal mail

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:54 pm

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:56 pm

HH3 wrote:The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:59 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:00 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

You only live once mate

Roll the dice.......

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:04 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

You only live once mate

Roll the dice.......

I'll crack a few windows first.

Psyber · Post by **Psyber** » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:28 pm

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

Nah - your old when you don't know them at all and never did care enough about fads to bother to Google them...
(I'm busy enough without linguistic trivia to chase up.)

Post by **RustyCage** » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:52 pm

On "holiday" in Waikerie. I'm on holidays, the missus is working. Ended up having to make an emergency dash back to gawler to pick up some equipment. Between Blanchetown and Nuriootpa there were 5 sets of roadworks. Five.

Extended periods of 25 in a 110 zone make for such a fun drive

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:14 pm

Getting a letter in the mail today saying our daughter's car (which is registered in missus name) run out of rego on 6 December. She went to town last weekend via South Eastern Freeway so expecting a fine each way for unregistered of around $850.00. . I know there's no excuse for driving unregistered but we have gone through all the mail and nothing was received in the mail otherwise we would have paid it. Just what we ******* need before xmas. ******* pissed off.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:19 pm

Bum Crack wrote:Getting a letter in the mail today saying our daughter's car (which is registered in missus name) run out of rego on 6 December. She went to town last weekend via South Eastern Freeway so expecting a fine each way for unregistered of around $850.00. . I know there's no excuse for driving unregistered but we have gone through all the mail and nothing was received in the mail otherwise we would have paid it. Just what we ******* need before xmas. ******* pissed off.

Should only get one fine mate.

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