Things that make you laugh
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Watching the Top Gear India special with the eldest. As Jeremy Clarkson says 'monkey,monkey,monkey..... with an enormous set of testicles.' She looked at me to see if I thought it was appropriate then we both pissed ourselves laughing.
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Me chasing my missus dog down the street this morning after 2 hours sleep in only boxer shorts and a t shirt.
Thank goodness its a very quiet street!
It wasn't funny at the time but after he came back eventually I could laugh at it.
Thank goodness its a very quiet street!
It wasn't funny at the time but after he came back eventually I could laugh at it.
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An acquaintance of mine keeps offering to give me his elderly Rottweiler so that he can move into a unit in a group with a "no dogs" rule, because he knows I'm fond of dogs and get on with it. Nice dog to visit and occasionally pat, but elderly dogs get sick and expensive, and Rotties slobber all over you...
I feel sympathy for both of them, but intend to continue to politely decline the offer.
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I'm stoked my missus dog doesn't slobber in the slightest. I slobber more! 
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Wedgie wrote:I'm stoked my missus dog doesn't slobber in the slightest. I slobber more!
Bwahahaha
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Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
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Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
How’d he know it was you, or was he just randomly doing a George Michael thing
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johntheclaret wrote:Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
How’d he know it was you, or was he just randomly doing a George Michael thing
My number plates are a bit of a giveaway.
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Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
Half decent? Get ******.
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Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
Half decent? Get ******.
Bwahahaha
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Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
Didn’t your mum teach you not to talk to strangers or weirdos.............
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
Half decent? Get ******.
Bwahahaha
How did you know it was him then?
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Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
Half decent? Get ******.
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Corona Man wrote:Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Having a fellow poster on this site (whom I previously hadn’t met) pull along side me on Henley Beach Rd this morning & introduce himself.
He actually seems like a half decent bloke in person...
Half decent? Get ******.
Skoda collides with courier van?
Skoda was looking to purchase something from the back of the van...
I assume there was a bet on tomorrows Roos v GWS match....
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Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....
I’m amazed he makes any deliveries in his day.
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Corona Man wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....
I’m amazed he makes any deliveries in his day.
There was stuff in his van that had "Feb 2016" printed on it.
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hey Skoda....did you think Courier man was in a food coma....he looked like it when I saw him hogging a spot outside a hudsons....
He looked content, yes.
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News.com.au reporting on the Cement truck "sh!tting" itself yesterday on Marion rd: http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/a-cement-truck-has-dropped-its-load-on-marion-rd-leaving-ankle-deep-cement-and-traffic-delays-in-its-wake/news-story/835ec4542dbde73ddac8f46757e91a4f
A CEMENT truck has had an unfortunate accident, spilling its load across several lanes of a main road.
Just after 3.20pm on Thursday emergency services were called to the corner of Main South Rd and Marion Rd after reports of a cement truck “dropping” its load on to the road.
Ankle-deep cement has covered the southbound lanes of Marion Rd, with a lane of northbound traffic also closed.
It is understood several tonnes of cement have been dropped by the stricken truck outside a fast food restaurant.
The clean-up effort is expected to take several hours.
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A CEMENT truck has had an unfortunate accident, spilling its load across several lanes of a main road.
Just after 3.20pm on Thursday emergency services were called to the corner of Main South Rd and Marion Rd after reports of a cement truck “dropping” its load on to the road.
Ankle-deep cement has covered the southbound lanes of Marion Rd, with a lane of northbound traffic also closed.
It is understood several tonnes of cement have been dropped by the stricken truck outside a fast food restaurant.
The clean-up effort is expected to take several hours.
MORTAR COME
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2nd one this week...... I believe the first one occured Monday on North Terrace!am Bays wrote:News.com.au reporting on the Cement truck "sh!tting" itself yesterday on Marion rd: http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/a-cement-truck-has-dropped-its-load-on-marion-rd-leaving-ankle-deep-cement-and-traffic-delays-in-its-wake/news-story/835ec4542dbde73ddac8f46757e91a4f
A CEMENT truck has had an unfortunate accident, spilling its load across several lanes of a main road.
Just after 3.20pm on Thursday emergency services were called to the corner of Main South Rd and Marion Rd after reports of a cement truck “dropping” its load on to the road.
Ankle-deep cement has covered the southbound lanes of Marion Rd, with a lane of northbound traffic also closed.
It is understood several tonnes of cement have been dropped by the stricken truck outside a fast food restaurant.
The clean-up effort is expected to take several hours.
MORTAR COME
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