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amber_fluid wrote:
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carey wrote:The Royal F##king Wedding



Thank god for Foxtel......


An email I got from Foxtel today:

You’re invited to the wedding of the year.

The big day is finally here! Grab your fascinator and tune in to UKTV from 6pm tomorrow to catch the BBC’s live, uninterrupted coverage of the Royal wedding of HRH Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Coverage includes the marriage vows at St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle, and following the service, a Carriage Procession through Windsor Town.


You’ll be popping some champagne and putting on your best dressing gown to sit down and watch it surely?

Unfortunately I'm working till 2.30 am so will miss it. Shattered! ;)
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Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)
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HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


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amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)



is his name Robbie?
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My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:
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amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)
No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.

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Wedgie wrote:My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:

He is involved, giving the bride away. Pikey dad can’t be there.
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HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)
No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.

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johntheclaret wrote:
Wedgie wrote:My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:

He is involved, giving the bride away. Pikey dad can’t be there.

I know, hence why I said he should be commended for being involved. :?
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Wedgie wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
Wedgie wrote:My mums cutting crook at me on facebook as I suggested James Hewitt should be involved in the wedding and I commended Charles on being involved despite not being related to either party. :lol:

He is involved, giving the bride away. Pikey dad can’t be there.

I know, hence why I said he should be commended for being involved. :?

I knew I should have read your post :lol:
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HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.
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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)

No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.
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I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new lady in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...
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Psyber wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.
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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)

No, Im a 30 year old that likes a good, cheap haircut.
The Spot in the Port. Great guys, great cuts.

I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)
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woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)


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HH3 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)


Speak for yourself, ya hound dog 8)


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woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)

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Psyber wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Psyber wrote:I can relate to that. I decided barbers were getting too expensive in the 1970s and took to cutting my own hair and had done so ever since.
The new ladies in my life says it is not tidy enough at the back and has been pressurring me to let a professional do it.
A deal has been made - she gets to take me to her hairdresser and she pays...


EFA ;)

I have to behave myself - her brother was an SAS officer.
So far he is on my side...

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amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad! :D
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Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad! :D


Why does that give you the shits ;)
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Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Didnt know there was a wedding til my barber told me yesterday.

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Barber?
How old are you, like 50? ;)


My daughter is completing her Cert III in barbering at the moment. There's a real renaissance of the craft going on with all these hipsters sporting skin fade hair cuts and manicured beards.

We went to the Hair and Beauty Awards on Sunday at the Convention Centre, Little Miss had colored, cut and styled a models hair and beard to enter the competition, 15 entrants and she came 5th. Very proud of her given she's still in training.

Best part, free cuts for Dad! :D
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