Things that give you the sh1ts

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue May 22, 2018 4:55 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
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You look good in this picture.

I’m still waiting for this to be released.

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Post by **Dutchy** » Tue May 22, 2018 5:36 pm

All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Tue May 22, 2018 5:38 pm

Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!

NTTAWWT

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue May 22, 2018 5:40 pm

Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!

Not all mate, not all!

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue May 22, 2018 7:35 pm

Barber Lounge Winston Ave Clarence Gardens. The bomb.

They do a brilliant job.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Tue May 22, 2018 9:21 pm

So anyone who prefers to go to the barber than a hairdresser is a feg?

Is it opposite day?

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue May 22, 2018 9:22 pm

johntheclaret wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.

Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.

Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes

From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.

All for free, can’t beat it.

You think your haircut is for free??? I say its the most expensive way to go..... or is it a way of recouping that investment??

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Wed May 23, 2018 6:08 am

Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!

NTTAWWT

Sorry, what does that mean

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Wed May 23, 2018 6:11 am

HH3 wrote:Mrs HH3 has done my hair for the last 7 years, up until Xmas, when she wanted me to get a trendy haircut.

She lost my business after that.

I used to go to Joey at the barbershop in Gawler in my single days.

I don’t have enough hair for a trendy cut :lol:

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Wed May 23, 2018 6:16 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.

Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.

Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes

From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.

All for free, can’t beat it.

You think your haircut is for free??? I say its the most expensive way to go..... or is it a way of recouping that investment??

Hands in the air, you got me bro. Early retirement is a far off memory

mickey · Post by **mickey** » Wed May 23, 2018 7:02 am

johntheclaret wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!

NTTAWWT

Sorry, what does that mean

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Wed May 23, 2018 8:44 am

been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed May 23, 2018 8:45 am

woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive

*cough* HH3 *cough*

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:11 am

mickey wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!

NTTAWWT

Sorry, what does that mean
Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Thanks.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:16 am

Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive

*cough* HH3 *cough*

It's true. From what I've seen its pretty shit.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:17 am

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive

*cough* HH3 *cough*

It's true. From what I've seen its pretty shit.

I can't dispute that

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:21 am

All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.

My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.

NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,

:oops:

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:22 am

johntheclaret wrote:All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.

My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.

NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,

GAGF

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:25 am

Spargo wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.

My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.

NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,

GAGF

WTF!!

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:30 am

woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive

I grew mine over the Xmas break. I love not having to shave every day for work.

Footy Chick just shakes her head at me at footy every Saturday. She secretly likes it though I reckon

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