Things that give you the sh1ts

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HH3 wrote:
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Dutchy wrote:
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sitting at work and getting photos sent to me from mates on the 6th at Flaggy on the beers..FFS
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Dutchy wrote:sitting at work and getting photos sent to me from mates on the 6th at Flaggy on the beers..FFS


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Hes been there a week and complaining about getting too much female attention, before heading off to a resort for two years.

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No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning. :?
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Wedgie wrote:No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning. :?


Get up earlier
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HH3 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning. :?


Get up earlier

Pfft, I'm normally getting to bed at 5am!

The sun will be getting up even earlier when I'm out at sea too! Doh!
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Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear. :?
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Wedgie wrote:Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear. :?

Wheres the Mornington Merch???
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Wedgie wrote:Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear. :?
Better than when they all thought I was a Kiwi [emoji849]
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Wedgie wrote:Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear. :?
Are you in Queensland?

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HH3 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear. :?
Are you in Queensland?

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Brodlach wrote:
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Wedgie wrote:Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear. :?
Are you in Queensland?

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I thought he worked in a pub?

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Wedgie wrote:No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning. :?



Visited my Aunty on the Sunshine coast a couple of years back, at 6am when I went out for a coffee the residents were just finishing their breakfast & mowing the lawn & the cafe's were setting up for lunch.
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Sheik Yerbouti wrote:
Wedgie wrote:No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning. :?



Visited my Aunty on the Sunshine coast a couple of years back, at 6am when I went out for a coffee the residents were just finishing their breakfast & mowing the lawn & the cafe's were setting up for lunch.



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these days that would result in a 3 day recovery
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Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.
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The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.
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We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
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Booney wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.


You have quite a fetish for these.
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Booney wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?
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