Things that give you the sh1ts

[Dutchy]

sitting at work and getting photos sent to me from mates on the 6th at Flaggy on the beers..FFS

[HH3]

sitting at work and getting photos sent to me from mates on the 6th at Flaggy on the beers..FFS

A good mate of mine just got to Canada to pursue his dream of being a helicopter pilot. (already Aus qualified).

Hes been there a week and complaining about getting too much female attention, before heading off to a resort for two years.

Im jelly.

[Wedgie]

No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning.

[HH3]

No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning.

Get up earlier

[Wedgie]

No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning.

Get up earlier

Pfft, I'm normally getting to bed at 5am!

The sun will be getting up even earlier when I'm out at sea too! Doh!

[Wedgie]

Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear.

Wheres the Mornington Merch???

[heater31]

Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear.

Better than when they all thought I was a Kiwi [emoji849]

[HH3]

Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear.

Are you in Queensland?

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[Brodlach]

Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear.

Are you in Queensland?

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I thought he worked in a pub?

[Wedgie]

Everyone in Queensland assuming I'm a Sydney City fan wearing my Roosters premiership gear.

Are you in Queensland?

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I thought he worked in a pub?

I've been to Thailand too!

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning.

Visited my Aunty on the Sunshine coast a couple of years back, at 6am when I went out for a coffee the residents were just finishing their breakfast & mowing the lawn & the cafe's were setting up for lunch.

[locky801]

No daylight savings in Qld.
Admittedly I hate it in Adelaide but if any place should have it, its a touristy place like Qld.
It was almost pitch black at 7pm last night and was broad daylight at 5am this morning.

Visited my Aunty on the Sunshine coast a couple of years back, at 6am when I went out for a coffee the residents were just finishing their breakfast & mowing the lawn & the cafe's were setting up for lunch.

dont lie you would have been on your way back home at 6am

[Sheik Yerbouti]

these days that would result in a 3 day recovery

[The Dark Knight]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

[Booney]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

[amber_fluid]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

[Lightning McQueen]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

You have quite a fetish for these.

[Bum Crack]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?

[Booney]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?

No mate, don't be silly, little ones for the light, proper man size ones for the gate.