Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.

apply a warm moist compress fella

I'm not having any warm moist fella near my eye mate, I'd sooner deal with the annoying twitchiness.

[Booney]

Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.

Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).

Did you just assume his precious metal?

Yes, I don't see him as a rhodium type of guy.

[gadj1976]

Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan

"Echo"? I haven't heard that in years!

[locky801]

Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan

"Echo"? I haven't heard that in years!

i am old and live in the past

[Booney]

I've got an echo in the man cave, found it up at Ramco Lagoon camping several months ago.

[Lightning McQueen]

i am old and live in the past

My brother and I still use the term, reminds us of the old man.

[PatowalongaPirate]

People that take stereos/speakers onto a Jetty.

[Footy Chick]

People that take stereos/speakers onto a Jetty.

If you were ever actually at work,, you wouldn't have to listen to stereos on a jetty

[PatowalongaPirate]

People that take stereos/speakers onto a Jetty.

If you were ever actually at work,, you wouldn't have to listen to stereos on a jetty

Nothing wrong with using allotted annual leave....and then some more.

[Corona Man]

People that take stereos/speakers onto a Jetty.

If you were ever actually at work,, you wouldn't have to listen to stereos on a jetty

Nothing wrong with using allotted annual leave....and then some more.

Wouldn't "Stereos on a Jetty" fall under the category of "research" for you anyway Pirate?

[Grenville]

People that take stereos/speakers onto a Jetty.

A bloke at my work had a mate who he used to go fishing with who had a solution to people like that, stand close to them and open up the lunchbox. Apparently worked more times than not.

[DOC]

Would that bother a fisherman?

[Grenville]

Would that bother a fisherman?

Apparently even that odour did.

[Pseudo]

Took an extended hike yesterday, ended up in the Seacliff pub. Fired up AdelaideMetro's metroMate (tm) app to find out when the next train was coming 'coz I didn't fancy hiking home again. According to the app, the optimal route home involved walking 17 minutes to Brighton station.

Took me 2 minutes to get up the hill to Seacliff station. Had I followed the app's advice it would have cost me 15 minutes valuable drinking time.

[Lightning McQueen]

Gawler traffic.

Population has outgrown the town, it is chaotic at the best of times.

[Booney]

Gawler traffic.

Population has outgrown the town, it is chaotic at the best of times.

Every time (which isn't often) I get to the corner of Murray St and Lyndoch Road in front of The Exchange I think about the people who go through their daily, horrible intersection.

[Jim05]

Gawler traffic.

Population has outgrown the town, it is chaotic at the best of times.

Yep, even moreso ATM with the bridge work. I live up there and reckon I’ve been lucky enough to only have been down the main st about 3 times in the last 6 months.
Hopefully the bypass will eventually alleviate most of the congestion

[Lightning McQueen]

Gawler traffic.

Population has outgrown the town, it is chaotic at the best of times.

Every time (which isn't often) I get to the corner of Murray St and Lyndoch Road in front of The Exchange I think about the people who go through their daily, horrible intersection.

It's total horseshit from Gawler Green to Willaston, it is pointless actually parking on Murray Street as no one will let you out and there's no break in the traffic at all.

Gawler Green is the worst designed carpark ever, especially if you need to head south, I generally need to head south for 100 metres but it's easier to just turn left and make my way to Gawler train station and head south from there.

[HH3]

I worked on Murray St in 2009 and it was bad then. I can imagine what it's like with the new developments.

[Lightning McQueen]

Gawler traffic.

Population has outgrown the town, it is chaotic at the best of times.

Yep, even moreso ATM with the bridge work. I live up there and reckon I’ve been lucky enough to only have been down the main st about 3 times in the last 6 months.
Hopefully the bypass will eventually alleviate most of the congestion

The bridge brings out a new breed of idiot too.

What's this bypass you talk of?