Coronavirus (Covid19)

[scottroo]

Brodlach I read yesterday that he had already recovered. Must be one of the earlier cases. Should be clear soon you’d think

[Brodlach]

Brodlach I read yesterday that he had already recovered. Must be one of the earlier cases. Should be clear soon you’d think

Thought it would be a 14 day recovery but I hope whomever has it recovers quickly quickly

[Corona Man]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

[daysofourlives]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

Has anybody died of any other illness in the US recently or they all covid related? Somebody was talking about doctors bumping up numbers earlier, that wouldnt happen would it?

[Corona Man]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

Has anybody died of any other illness in the US recently or they all covid related? Somebody was talking about doctors bumping up numbers earlier, that wouldnt happen would it?

Probably a good number died from drinking disinfectant, so it’s Covid related I guess.

[JK]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

Has anybody died of any other illness in the US recently or they all covid related? Somebody was talking about doctors bumping up numbers earlier, that wouldnt happen would it?

Counteracted by the people dying at home not classified as Covid deaths?

[Brodlach]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

Has anybody died of any other illness in the US recently or they all covid related? Somebody was talking about doctors bumping up numbers earlier, that wouldnt happen would it?

Counteracted by the people dying at home not classified as Covid deaths?

Or maybe there are being counted as COVid cases due to lack of availability to do autopsy’s or lack of funds to do autopsy’s?

[JK]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

Has anybody died of any other illness in the US recently or they all covid related? Somebody was talking about doctors bumping up numbers earlier, that wouldnt happen would it?

Counteracted by the people dying at home not classified as Covid deaths?

Or maybe there are being counted as COVid cases due to lack of availability to do autopsy’s or lack of funds to do autopsy’s?

Possibly mate, I like pretty much all of us couldn't know, but the medical fraternity seem the think the death figures being published in the US and Europe are significantly lower than the genuine article. Might depend which media outlet reports it?

[Trader]

Deaths / Million, but once again, some countries are counting differently (ie: only including those that made it to hospital).

Spain 390
Belgium 359
Italy 348
France 241
UK 178
Netherlands 172
Switzerland 136
Sweden 102
Ireland 82
USA 79
Germany 42
Canada 24
NZ 2
Singapore 2
Australia 2

I expect the USA to continue to climb up that ladder over the next month as they are still in their peak, rather than coming off like a lot of the European countries are. Will be interesting to see if they make it to the top of the list.

Updated figures:

Spain 390 --> 576
Belgium 359 --> 763
Italy 348 --> 511
France 241 --> 414
UK 178 --> 482
Netherlands 172 --> 322
Switzerland 136 --> 216
Sweden 102 --> 328
Ireland 82 --> 301
USA 79 --> 252
Germany 42 --> 93
Canada 24 --> 137
NZ 2 --> 4
Singapore 2 --> 4
Australia 2 --> 4

[Pseudo]

Testing numbers are still good at the moment. Just keep testing is all we can do and until Victoria gets the crap together which looks a worry (Macca cluster now) then we need to keep our boarders restricted.

No guests, no loud music, lights out at 10 PM ?

[Spargo]

Testing numbers are still good at the moment. Just keep testing is all we can do and until Victoria gets the crap together which looks a worry (Macca cluster now) then we need to keep our boarders restricted.

No guests, no loud music, lights out at 10 PM ?

...and tuck shop food for lunch every day.

[stan]

Testing numbers are still good at the moment. Just keep testing is all we can do and until Victoria gets the crap together which looks a worry (Macca cluster now) then we need to keep our boarders restricted.

No guests, no loud music, lights out at 10 PM ?

...and tuck shop food for lunch every day.

No it they are paying good money you need to feed them.

[tigerpie]

Over 83,000 dead now in the USA.... must be thinning out the Elvis impersonators!

Has anybody died of any other illness in the US recently or they all covid related? Somebody was talking about doctors bumping up numbers earlier, that wouldnt happen would it?

I would think falsifying a death certificate would be a criminal offence.

People who are immuno suppressed, diabetics, heart/lung disease, who under normal circumstances would be OK are dying from it.

So I'd expect a lot of death certs to say covid related complications.

[daysofourlives]

This pretty much sums it up

Covid-19 is an AMAZING virus. Key features:

- cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'...

- it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, pubs, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches...

- has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores...

- the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors...

- the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA)

- construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated...

- also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform...

- it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals...

- also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus...

- we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators...

- and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses...

- categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror...

- it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitain virus...

- there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus...

- even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grandkids, yet the UK strain forbids that...

- in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months...

- every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay...

- experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses...

- we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity...

- only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history...

- also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.

[Lightning McQueen]

This pretty much sums it up

Covid-19 is an AMAZING virus. Key features:

- cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'...

- it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, pubs, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches...

- has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores...

- the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors...

- the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA)

- construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated...

- also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform...

- it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals...

- also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus...

- we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators...

- and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses...

- categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror...

- it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitain virus...

- there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus...

- even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grandkids, yet the UK strain forbids that...

- in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months...

- every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay...

- experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses...

- we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity...

- only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history...

- also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.

You forgot to mention that you cannot catch it if you have shitloads of toilet paper, pasta or canned fish.

[Booney]

This pretty much sums it up

- also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.

I was going to say the irony is thick, but I should reserve that for the author of that dross.

[Bum Crack]

This pretty much sums it up

Covid-19 is an AMAZING virus. Key features:

- cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'...

- it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, pubs, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches...

- has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores...

- the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors...

- the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA)

- construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated...

- also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform...

- it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals...

- also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus...

- we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators...

- and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses...

- categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror...

- it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitain virus...

- there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus...

- even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grandkids, yet the UK strain forbids that...

- in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months...

- every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay...

- experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses...

- we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity...

- only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history...

- also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story

[whufc]

Have to agree with the one about every death is tragic yet starvation is acceptable.

[The Bedge]

This pretty much sums it up.

This is the kind of shit that does my head in and continues to fuel hatrid across social media platforms.. are you one of those "Aussie Pride, **** China, share if you agree?" kind of operators as well?

[Booney]

This pretty much sums it up.

This is the kind of shit that does my head in and continues to fuel hatrid across social media platforms.. are you one of those "Aussie Pride, **** China, share if you agree?" kind of operators as well?

also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus...

What level of f*ckwit would you need to be?