Things that give you the sh1ts

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:11 pm

Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

We drink beer in SA mate, not piss flavoured soda water.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:12 pm

Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:20 pm

am Bays wrote:
Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"

WED = pure shit.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:21 pm

Corona Man wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"

WED = pure shit.

keep adding lemon to make Corona drinkable

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:25 pm

am Bays wrote:
Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"

I'm with you brother!!!!

Jim05 · Post by **Jim05** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 7:25 pm

Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

With the AdBlue shortage in Australia it seems we have finally found a adequate substitution

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Thu Dec 30, 2021 10:33 am

Jim05 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
With the AdBlue shortage in Australia it seems we have finally found a adequate substitution

I reckon sauvignon blanc would work just as well

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:26 pm

Did I tell you how much I hate the 365 Excel?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:33 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:Did I tell you how much I hate the 365 Excel?

I wish it would crash universally and never be seen again.

jackpot jim · Post by **jackpot jim** » Thu Dec 30, 2021 9:54 pm

Can they put Bon Bon on a F******G leash

So F*****G sick of seeing that commercial every 2 minutes !!!!!!!!!

And just to prove that saturated advertising doesn't work, i still have NFI what car they're advertising and if i did i deliberately would never buy it because it's such an irritating F******G commercial.

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:37 am

The ASIC website

All I want is a copy of an effing invoice!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:49 am

jackpot jim wrote:Can they put Bon Bon on a F******G leash

So F*****G sick of seeing that commercial every 2 minutes !!!!!!!!!

And just to prove that saturated advertising doesn't work, i still have NFI what car they're advertising and if i did i deliberately would never buy it because it's such an irritating F******G commercial.

Dear me, it's a beautiful advert!!!

I wonder if the missus ever told him what really happened?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:53 am

As if 2021 didn't throw enough at me, Costco donated a bout of food poisoning to me as a parting gift for the year.

It was insane watching my stomach swell up like Fat Bastard and I just couldn't find any way to lay in bed without extreme discomfort, the aircon blowing it's snatch out straight on me at 17 degrees but I was still sweating, 11pm to 3am was spent power chucking and switch hitting on the dunny.

I've made it into work to close off EOM but bed is looking pretty bloody good already.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:56 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:As if 2021 didn't throw enough at me, Costco donated a bout of food poisoning to me as a parting gift for the year.

It was insane watching my stomach swell up like Fat Bastard and I just couldn't find any way to lay in bed without extreme discomfort, the aircon blowing it's snatch out straight on me at 17 degrees but I was still sweating, 11pm to 3am was spent power chucking and switch hitting on the dunny.

I've made it into work to close off EOM but bed is looking pretty bloody good already.

F*ck mate, go home!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 9:02 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:As if 2021 didn't throw enough at me, Costco donated a bout of food poisoning to me as a parting gift for the year.

It was insane watching my stomach swell up like Fat Bastard and I just couldn't find any way to lay in bed without extreme discomfort, the aircon blowing it's snatch out straight on me at 17 degrees but I was still sweating, 11pm to 3am was spent power chucking and switch hitting on the dunny.

I've made it into work to close off EOM but bed is looking pretty bloody good already.

F*ck mate, go home!

I'm waiting for one bit of info to be sent to me and I'm done, some sausage wallet stuffed up last night and has f*****d my day.

There is no one here that can close off.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 9:37 am

Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:05 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:17 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!

I don’t, that’ll make me laugh even more :lol:

HNY LM

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:25 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!

LQ on the way home

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:44 am

Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!

I don’t, that’ll make me laugh even more

HNY LM

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