What The F***

[JK]

Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?

False advertising......surely it was fakon????

Got a bit of experience in cooking fake bacon.....if you over cook it it turns into cardboard real quick!

These F***ers were cremated by the time I was done with them

[LaughingKookaburra]

I personally don’t get people that are so health and morally conscious about consuming meat, however they then go out and consume a fake meat product that is choc full of chemicals and artificial flavours. It’s the same as vegans who refuse to touch anything leather, however will own an absolute shitload of synthetic materials..

[amber_fluid]

Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?

False advertising......surely it was fakon????

Got a bit of experience in cooking fake bacon.....if you over cook it it turns into cardboard real quick!

These F***ers were cremated by the time I was done with them

You probably did them a favour.
It would have tasted better

[Jimmy_041]

Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?

False advertising......surely it was fakon????

Got a bit of experience in cooking fake bacon.....if you over cook it it turns into cardboard real quick!

These F***ers were cremated by the time I was done with them

Using a good quality lard gives them an ok taste

[Lightning McQueen]

Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?

I had HJ's once last year as I felt that I needed a fix and cleansing blast of my internals, I looked at the menu and seen "Rebel Whopper", hmmm, I thought the word "Rebel" would indicate some serious chilli or zing in it.

F*** me, how the hell do people eat this shit? Them adverts are seriously wrong, if you can't tell the difference between a meat patty and that aphid dung you have some serious issues with your taste buds.

[Lightning McQueen]

I personally don’t get people that are so health and morally conscious about consuming meat, however they then go out and consume a fake meat product that is choc full of chemicals and artificial flavours. It’s the same as vegans who refuse to touch anything leather, however will own an absolute shitload of synthetic materials..

Yep, be a vegan if you wish to, that is fine, just whack your floral dress on to eat some vegies, and get your missus to do the same, but don't find solace in fake meat to get your fix. Fake meat is for thirtysomething single women.

[Lightning McQueen]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

[heater31]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

Half a dozen or so trips at that price and the truck is paid for itself!

[Lightning McQueen]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

Half a dozen or so trips at that price and the truck is paid for itself!

I know drivers going to Sydney from here empty to take loads to Perth.

[amber_fluid]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

You said truck didn’t you?

[Jim05]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

I’d charge the pricks double.
Many companies are refusing to go there altogether which combined with TAR out of action has pushed the price up

[Lightning McQueen]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

You said truck didn’t you?

trucken oath

[Booney]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

Take off about $12,000 for fuel and you've got a start point.

[amber_fluid]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

Take off about $12,000 for fuel and you've got a start point.

Add in the price for new tyres for the truck as tyre prices like everything have gone through the roof

[Booney]

Register and insure a b-double for 12 months....

[Lightning McQueen]

Dream shatterers.

[Armchair expert]

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?

brb becoming a truck driver

[amber_fluid]

Dream shatterers.

You’ve still got your modelling career for a few years yet

[Lightning McQueen]

Dream shatterers.

You’ve still got your modelling career for a few years yet

Yeah I know, I'd look great sitting on the bullbar of my W model Kenworth in my leopard prints though.

[mots02]

Dream shatterers.

You’ve still got your modelling career for a few years yet

Yeah I know, I'd look great sitting on the bullbar of my W model Kenworth in my leopard prints though.

Live out your dreams Goose