Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Bedge]

One of the items to count if perforated steel plate. One has 4.76mmØ holes. One has 2.38mmØ holes. .

Made my day.

In guess in his defence he might not be able to see the difference in hole size?

[amber_fluid]

Idiots.. idiots everywhere!

Stock take today.

One of the items to count if perforated steel plate. One has 4.76mmØ holes. One has 2.38mmØ holes.

I have just had someone ask me which one is which for when they count them.

You soon get told when you get your holes mixed up.

You’re in trouble if ya pecker fits in a 2.38mm hole

[The Bedge]

My idiot tale of the day (although should be things that make you laugh).

Posted the proposed cricket gradings in our FB group, mentioned the split of 2 day and 1 day games this year for A/B.. this bloke replies asking if the “D grade in LO5 - is that two dayers as well, or still just one dayers?”

LO = Limited Overs

[Armchair expert]

Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours

[gadj1976]

Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours

How does a caravan break down?

[Vamos]

Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours

How does a caravan break down?

Years on the road with APIA members finally took its toll on its mental health.

[Lightning McQueen]

Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours

How does a caravan break down?

By losing it's wheel to live.

[Lightning McQueen]

Peanut on Henley Beach Road with the broken down caravan blocking a lane for 2+ hours

How does a caravan break down?

By losing it's wheel to live.

Then again, it could've been two tyred.

[tipper]

being dragged around behind a car all the time could be quite exhausting

[locky801]

football coaches that select favourites

[Armchair expert]

football coaches that select favourites

be the favourite important life lesson

[Lightning McQueen]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

[Spargo]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY

[JK]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY

Need a driving beer to handle that stretch, been shithouse for years along there

[tipper]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

you see it from drivers just getting onto the freeways/expressways. enter ont he left, dive immediately to the right lane, regardless of the other cars, and sit there under the limit until they need to leave and dive back to the left right before their exit...

if i find out who is teaching these muppets to sit permanently in the right lane they will be sorry

[The Bedge]

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane.

You know there is no such thing as a "fast lane" right - speed limit is the speed limit

[The Dark Knight]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY

Not that I drive along that road as much as you would but f**k me are people allergic to doing the speed limit along there? It's 80 not 70 or 60 FFS.

[Lightning McQueen]

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane.

You know there is no such thing as a "fast lane" right - speed limit is the speed limit

Tell that to Don Henley.

[Lightning McQueen]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY

It's all Doris's going to Harbour Town thinking they'll get a bargain.

It's annoying as from the northern end of the metro area it is generally an easier drive if you're heading to Noarlunga, you should be able to open the valves a little in that bit before you hit the painful Brighton Road.

[Spargo]

I'm beyond caring about it but every time I stay in Gawler and take the expressway to work the amount of cars that sit in the right hand lane doing 108 and sitting on the same speed as the car next to them seems to be getting more prominent.

I wish coppers would patrol the journey and fine the people to see it ease off.

On Sunday I was heading down there and some spacker was sitting on about 75 in the fast lane, every man and his dog was sitting up his clacker tooting and then abusing him as they raced around him using the left lane but there were absolutely no f**** given, he didn't flinch at all.

The standard of drivers has really decreased over the past few years.

Tapley’s Hill Rd by Harbour Town EVERY-SINGLE-F#CKING-DAY

It's all Doris's going to Harbour Town thinking they'll get a bargain.

It's annoying as from the northern end of the metro area it is generally an easier drive if you're heading to Noarlunga, you should be able to open the valves a little in that bit before you hit the painful Brighton Road.

I avoid Brighton Rd like the plague, 14 sets of traffic lights, tram & train crossings between Anzac Highway & Cement Hill - utter shit show.