The wife watches it while I'm on the Survivor bandwagon & I get fed some of it, so I'm not totally out of the loopSpargo wrote:No. No you don’t.cracka wrote:And now there's some pshyco yank chick making an absolute fool of herself. I need to watch this show more oftencracka wrote:MAFS. The d!ckhead that brought a print out of some text conversations to try & prove a point, gets absolutely destroyed. The dinner parties are the funniest
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my 'manager' having no idea about how the contract or how the Award works
silly woman poked the wrong bear here
silly woman poked the wrong bear here
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It still amuses me how little HR (or the equivalent) understand an employment contract, the conditions and the lawmighty_tiger_79 wrote:my 'manager' having no idea about how the contract or how the Award works![]()
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silly woman poked the wrong bear here
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Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.
Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.
One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…
“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…
Well I thought it was funny..
Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.
One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…
“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…
Well I thought it was funny..
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What would have made it funnier is if he placed down a handful of nails on the bar and said to the bartender "can you put me up for the night"Corona Man wrote:Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.
Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.
One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…
“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…
Well I thought it was funny..
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Heh...Vamos wrote:What would have made it funnier is if he placed down a handful of nails on the bar and said to the bartender "can you put me up for the night"Corona Man wrote:Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.
Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.
One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…
“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…
Well I thought it was funny..
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Brilliant 
Whoops, there goes another year. Whoops, there goes another pint of beer.
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Me too.........Corona Man wrote:Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.
Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.
One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…
“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…
Well I thought it was funny..
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People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.
Even more so when it's a customer.
Even more so when it's a customer.
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Increasing the Dickhead Tax percentage?Booney wrote:People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.
Even more so when it's a customer.
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Tolerance Tax gone into over drive.heater31 wrote:Increasing the Dickhead Tax percentage?Booney wrote:People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.
Even more so when it's a customer.
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Yep. In my previous role had a customer who was just a pure a hole.Booney wrote:Tolerance Tax gone into over drive.heater31 wrote:Increasing the Dickhead Tax percentage?Booney wrote:People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.
Even more so when it's a customer.
So he paid what I called the a hole levy, on every order. The bloke had no idea, but he was paying for the way he chose to do business.
I’d say he is still paying that levy today.
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It shouldn't...but Mrs Boon has dislocated her little toe a door jam. It's my coping mechanism when others are in pain.
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3 powerball wins in 3 weeks
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The 2023 season schedule release for the Tennessee Titans.
A vox pop on the streets of Nashville to guess Titans' 2023 opponents by logo only. Their responses are hilarious and yet somehow not surprising.
Great to see the Falcons change their twitter handle pic to acknowledge the fun
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/16568 ... 12289?s=20
A vox pop on the streets of Nashville to guess Titans' 2023 opponents by logo only. Their responses are hilarious and yet somehow not surprising.
Great to see the Falcons change their twitter handle pic to acknowledge the fun
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/16568 ... 12289?s=20
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That’s very funny.DoublebluTiger wrote:The 2023 season schedule release for the Tennessee Titans.
A vox pop on the streets of Nashville to guess Titans' 2023 opponents by logo only. Their responses are hilarious and yet somehow not surprising.
Great to see the Falcons change their twitter handle pic to acknowledge the fun
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/16568 ... 12289?s=20
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July 11th 2012....
2024 Melbourne Cup Punting Challenge winner knocking off the Pirate King!
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