Things that give you the sh1ts

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Dec 11, 2024 2:55 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
when you get home it will be brown and nasty

Thats what Hugh Grant said about Devine Brown after he picked her up...

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:13 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Booney wrote:
Armchair expert wrote: There are dodgy shops like Brooklyn Park Foodland that have later closing times but by the time you get home, what you thought was fresh produce will be mouldy and inedible, I don't know how they manage to do it.
How long is your drive home?
Its in walking distance about a 5 minute drive.

Buy a banana that's yellow and when you get home it will be brown and nasty

Like those Rolex watches in Bali …

Douglas Mawson · Post by **Douglas Mawson** » Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:51 pm

What's giving me the sh1ts is how difficult the off season management of Nwd's list has been this year...

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:52 pm

Douglas Mawson wrote:What's giving me the sh1ts is how difficult the off season management of Nwd's list has been this year...

Yeah, I’ve heard from a couple of people things aren’t real “peachy” at The Parade…

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Wed Dec 11, 2024 8:52 pm

am Bays wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
when you get home it will be brown and nasty
Thats what Hugh Grant said about Devine Brown after he picked her up...

He could have chosen anyone……….anyone!
Why the hell her?

RB · Post by RB » Sat Dec 14, 2024 10:52 am

Test matches that inexplicably don't start on the hour or half-hour.

The Dark Knight · Post by **The Dark Knight** » Sat Dec 14, 2024 11:41 am

RB wrote:Test matches that inexplicably don't start on the hour or half-hour.

Yeah it's a strange one but I don't mind the slightly earlier start (10.20 Brisbane time), the earlier the better.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Sat Dec 14, 2024 11:58 am

RB wrote:Test matches that inexplicably don't start on the hour or half-hour.

Are your pens lined up North-South or East-West ?

TV volume on whole even numbers only?

Yeah, dunno why either … probably to faaark with our heads.

A few weeks back the Champion of Champions snooker comp telecast started at 11:13pm each night … WTF

RB · Post by RB » Sat Dec 14, 2024 12:26 pm

dedja wrote:
RB wrote:Test matches that inexplicably don't start on the hour or half-hour.
TV volume on whole even numbers only?

Numbers divisible by 5.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 2:23 pm

Why do we still have Covid protocols at some GPs?

gazzamagoo · Post by **gazzamagoo** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 2:25 pm

dedja wrote:
RB wrote:Test matches that inexplicably don't start on the hour or half-hour.

Are your pens lined up North-South or East-West ?

of course!

TV volume on whole even numbers only?

absolutely!!

DOC · Post by **DOC** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 3:04 pm

dedja wrote:Why do we still have Covid protocols at some GPs?

Sounds like a trick question.

To limit the potential spread of disease(s).

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 3:53 pm

Services SA
Been trying to ring them for 2 days with no answer.
Website says they’re open
I just need to know if my new number plate is ready to pickup

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 3:59 pm

DOC wrote:
dedja wrote:Why do we still have Covid protocols at some GPs?
Sounds like a trick question.

To limit the potential spread of disease(s).

Passed a COVID test before my appt. The receptionist made me wait outside with a mask on. Dr met me outside with a mask on, we both took them off when in his room, and I didn’t need to wear it on the way out.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 6:27 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Services SA
Been trying to ring them for 2 days with no answer.
Website says they’re open
I just need to know if my new number plate is ready to pickup

I reckon they have issues ATM, app has been crashing since Sunday too

Post by **Footy Chick** » Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:14 pm

dedja wrote:
DOC wrote:
dedja wrote:Why do we still have Covid protocols at some GPs?
Sounds like a trick question.

To limit the potential spread of disease(s).
Passed a COVID test before my appt. The receptionist made me wait outside with a mask on. Dr met me outside with a mask on, we both took them off when in his room, and I didn’t need to wear it on the way out.

My now former doctors surgery also did the same thing, even though I didn't have covid, so i changed doctors

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:02 am

dedja wrote:
DOC wrote:
dedja wrote:Why do we still have Covid protocols at some GPs?
Sounds like a trick question.

To limit the potential spread of disease(s).
Passed a COVID test before my appt. The receptionist made me wait outside with a mask on. Dr met me outside with a mask on, we both took them off when in his room, and I didn’t need to wear it on the way out.

The gynaecologist / incontinence specialist downstairs does that - was it him?

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:11 am

Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Services SA
Been trying to ring them for 2 days with no answer.
Website says they’re open
I just need to know if my new number plate is ready to pickup
I reckon they have issues ATM, app has been crashing since Sunday too

I couldn’t get through to them so I went there this morning
This could now go in the things I rate as I walked in the place was packed(this could be normal as I have no idea) but I was in and out in 2 mins with my number plate.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Services SA
Been trying to ring them for 2 days with no answer.
Website says they’re open
I just need to know if my new number plate is ready to pickup
I reckon they have issues ATM, app has been crashing since Sunday too
I couldn’t get through to them so I went there this morning
This could now go in the things I rate as I walked in the place was packed(this could be normal as I have no idea) but I was in and out in 2 mins with my number plate.

They’re usually pretty efficient the very few times I’ve had to go in.

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Thu Dec 19, 2024 2:14 pm

My quack recently changed my blood pressure meds.

The new prescription comes in a triangular (think 3 corner jack) shaped tab. Gets caught in my throat every ******* time I try to take one.

So the very cure for my high blood pressure, actually causes high blood pressure!

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