Things that give you the sh1ts

[tipper]

try not to overthink it mate. you may worry about it all only for it to be sorted quick smart when you go in there. then you have wasted all that nervous energy worrying for nothing. and even if it does go badly, the worrying wont change it.

i know it is easy for me to say, but im trying to keep it in mind myself with some of the shit we are going through at the moment

It's what I do mate unfortunately, I think the worst and work my way back from there, that way I'm never disappointed.

Yeah, hopefully Kenny is in the looney bin for your next inspection, good luck with the sale, we had the storms of the century hit 3 days before my house had it's first open which strained my ceiling and formed a bit split that pissed out water in my lounge room.

The whole house selling thing is very tense, I think mine was on the market for 16 days but felt like 8 months.

Ouch. Glad we havent had storms like that (touch wood) weve been on the market for 3 weeks so far. Its just one of those things. Cant make people buy it. We still need to find somewhere to live as well, so thats my next challenge.

We have another open this weekend. Im debating with myself whether i just pre empt things. Break in and zip tie everyone in that house till after our open..... thats not illegal right?

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[heater31]

We have another open this weekend. Im debating with myself whether i just pre empt things. Break in and zip tie everyone in that house till after our open..... thats not illegal right?

Only if you get caught [emoji6]

[Lightning McQueen]

Ouch. Glad we havent had storms like that (touch wood) weve been on the market for 3 weeks so far. Its just one of those things. Cant make people buy it. We still need to find somewhere to live as well, so thats my next challenge.

We have another open this weekend. Im debating with myself whether i just pre empt things. Break in and zip tie everyone in that house till after our open..... thats not illegal right?

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Pretend to be a possum.

[MW]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

[HH3]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

Multiply that feeling by 10 when its via Snapchat

[PatowalongaPirate]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

I have a 10 second delay on my emails being sent after I hit send...it's saved me a couple of times.

[amber_fluid]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

How’d Booney take it?

[Lightning McQueen]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

How’d Booney take it?

[MW]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

How’d Booney take it?

nah I would send it to Booney deliberately

[Wedgie]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

Never put anything like that in writing even if it gets sent to the right person!

[daysofourlives]

Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

Im just genuinely shocked MW was having a whinge about someone

[Spargo]

[Wedgie]

99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

[Pseudo]

^ "That was a highly articulate outburst Vyvyan. I only hope they're not watching."

[daysofourlives]

99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

99% disagree with all of that. Spoken like a real non gambler
The pubs want the spoils of a tab machine make sure someone is there to operate it. If you cant, hand in your machine.
This is the exact reason even if im in the pub i use my phone and sportsbet account. Be buggered if the greedy pricks are getting a cut of my gambling turnover. While were at it take the poker machines away from them too.
Its like pubs with lotto cutting all the small newsagencies out of business.
Pubs are a hospitality industry not a fricken casino.
If we must have gambling in these type of places put them in clubs so the money goes back to the community rather than some greedy **** pocket.

[Wedgie]

99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

99% disagree with all of that. Spoken like a real non gambler
The pubs want the spoils of a tab machine make sure someone is there to operate it. If you cant, hand in your machine.
This is the exact reason even if im in the pub i use my phone and sportsbet account. Be buggered if the greedy pricks are getting a cut of my gambling turnover. While were at it take the poker machines away from them too.
Its like pubs with lotto cutting all the small newsagencies out of business.
Pubs are a hospitality industry not a fricken casino.
If we must have gambling in these type of places put them in clubs so the money goes back to the community rather than some greedy **** pocket.

Pubs make about half a cent from each bet made on Ubet.
I'm far from a non gambler, I would be extremely comfortable in giving you odds of $1.01 that I've gambled more than you, gambled since the mid 80s but I would never let my gambling impact on others, its about being considerate of others and not being a **** Made 2 bets tonight but made sure I had the correct money and noone in the pub was waiting to be served a drink when I put my bets on, simple consideration of others and being a part of a community.
Don't get me started on people who play poker machines, but at least they're in an area that doesn't impact on normal people too often.
My point is purely from the point of view of someone that wants to spend a rare night off at a pub having a couple of beers watching a bit of footy chatting to other people.
These Ubet **** that have no consideration of others are un Australian and the absolute shallow end of the gene pool that should not be allowed to breed by law.

[johntheclaret]

99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

why would anybody want to try and put a bet on by taxi anyway

[Corona Man]

99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

99% disagree with all of that. Spoken like a real non gambler
The pubs want the spoils of a tab machine make sure someone is there to operate it. If you cant, hand in your machine.
This is the exact reason even if im in the pub i use my phone and sportsbet account. Be buggered if the greedy pricks are getting a cut of my gambling turnover. While were at it take the poker machines away from them too.
Its like pubs with lotto cutting all the small newsagencies out of business.
Pubs are a hospitality industry not a fricken casino.
If we must have gambling in these type of places put them in clubs so the money goes back to the community rather than some greedy **** pocket.

Pubs make about half a cent from each bet made on Ubet.
I'm far from a non gambler, I would be extremely comfortable in giving you odds of $1.01 that I've gambled more than you, gambled since the mid 80s but I would never let my gambling impact on others, its about being considerate of others and not being a **** Made 2 bets tonight but made sure I had the correct money and noone in the pub was waiting to be served a drink when I put my bets on, simple consideration of others and being a part of a community.
Don't get me started on people who play poker machines, but at least they're in an area that doesn't impact on normal people too often.
My point is purely from the point of view of someone that wants to spend a rare night off at a pub having a couple of beers watching a bit of footy chatting to other people.
These Ubet **** that have no consideration of others are un Australian and the absolute shallow end of the gene pool that should not be allowed to breed by law.

Hows the view from up there?

[LMA]

Could become a Turnbull staffer with the latter part of rant 4)

[Brodlach]

99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

99% disagree with all of that. Spoken like a real non gambler
The pubs want the spoils of a tab machine make sure someone is there to operate it. If you cant, hand in your machine.
This is the exact reason even if im in the pub i use my phone and sportsbet account. Be buggered if the greedy pricks are getting a cut of my gambling turnover. While were at it take the poker machines away from them too.
Its like pubs with lotto cutting all the small newsagencies out of business.
Pubs are a hospitality industry not a fricken casino.
If we must have gambling in these type of places put them in clubs so the money goes back to the community rather than some greedy **** pocket.

Pubs make about half a cent from each bet made on Ubet.
I'm far from a non gambler, I would be extremely comfortable in giving you odds of $1.01 that I've gambled more than you, gambled since the mid 80s but I would never let my gambling impact on others, its about being considerate of others and not being a **** Made 2 bets tonight but made sure I had the correct money and noone in the pub was waiting to be served a drink when I put my bets on, simple consideration of others and being a part of a community.
Don't get me started on people who play poker machines, but at least they're in an area that doesn't impact on normal people too often.
My point is purely from the point of view of someone that wants to spend a rare night off at a pub having a couple of beers watching a bit of footy chatting to other people.
These Ubet **** that have no consideration of others are un Australian and the absolute shallow end of the gene pool that should not be allowed to breed by law.

Hows the view from up there?

Thin