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Booney wrote:Get to Cape Jervis at 11 for 12 noon ferry to KI, only to be told it's cancelled and they can't get us over this week.

Full refund, thanks.

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$600 just in ferry fees can get effed.

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Booney wrote:Car and return for 2 people was $395, you all think that's too steep?

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Booney wrote:Car and return for 2 people was $395, you all think that's too steep?

Sent from my wood fire heated chateau in the Barossa....you f**kin peasants!!




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Booney wrote:
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Booney wrote:Car and return for 2 people was $395, you all think that's too steep?

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Office 365 Excel

It can **** off big time
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Jimmy_041 wrote:Office 365 Excel

It can **** off big time


whats the problem with it Jim
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locky801 wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Office 365 Excel

It can **** off big time


whats the problem with it Jim


Lots

Latest one is it wont autofit height even though I have ticked it
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Yep, being back Lotus 1-2-3, never got on board with Excel.
Plus too many people use it for anything but what it was intended to do, IE be a spreadsheet.
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Wedgie wrote:Yep, being back Lotus 1-2-3, never got on board with Excel.
Plus too many people use it for anything but what it was intended to do, IE be a spreadsheet.


Nearly every organisation I've been involved with, relies on Finance to produce reports via Excel. Crazy to think that a piece of generic code holds the difference between profit and loss - and more so, jobs/futures/careers.
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Jimmy_041 wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Office 365 Excel

It can **** off big time


whats the problem with it Jim


Lots

Latest one is it wont autofit height even though I have ticked it


If the field has 'too much' content it won't auto-size.
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Wedgie wrote:Yep, being back Lotus 1-2-3, never got on board with Excel.
Plus too many people use it for anything but what it was intended to do, IE be a spreadsheet.


Nearly every organisation I've been involved with, relies on Finance to produce reports via Excel. Crazy to think that a piece of generic code holds the difference between profit and loss - and more so, jobs/futures/careers.

Yep, I had to write out test plans and summaries on them. Before that we were using it as on the fly programming tool. Was ******.
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gadj1976 wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Office 365 Excel

It can **** off big time


whats the problem with it Jim


Lots

Latest one is it wont autofit height even though I have ticked it


If the field has 'too much' content it won't auto-size.


It appears that you have to expand out to one line and then bring it back in for autofit to work

Bring back v2013 please - didnt have to do that

365 also tries to predict what you want it to do which 90% is wrong
Taking to our accounting people, even they have problems with it and they use it 24/7 and have the gene to make it sing
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I remember Jimmy, having to wrap/unwrap text for it to start re-sizing again. Agree, it's a pain in the ar$e!
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Waiting at the doctors and people are coughing and spluttering everywhere. Unbelievable that staff didn't wear masks pre covid
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Winning a six pack in the pub raffle!

... and it's West End Draught

... and it's made by individual cans in a translucent plastic bag, bound together with sticky tape.

up yours @amBays :mrgreen:
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Pseudo wrote:Winning a six pack in the pub raffle!

... and it's West End Draught

... and it's made by individual cans in a translucent plastic bag, bound together with sticky tape.

up yours @amBays :mrgreen:

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10 hours of beer and the Hotel Royal's nachos it appears. :(
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Armchair expert wrote:Waiting at the doctors and people are coughing and spluttering everywhere. Unbelievable that staff didn't wear masks pre covid

Probably not totally necessary so long as the staff are all vaccinated for the illnesses they were likely to be confronted with pre-Covid. Back in the days when TB was still occasionally floating around nobody entered the TB ward at the old RAH without a mask and gloves.

However it would be nice if the coughers and splutterers wore masks anyway to keep there germs a bit contained..
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Office 365 Excel update

Create a table in July

Shift and highlight August to June workbooks

Copy table and paste into August for the highlighted 11 months workbooks

Only 4 random months show the table.................. X(

Obviously I didn't want the table in the other months ~X(
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