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Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
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I live in a side street behind St Andrews Hospital. Anne Moran moved into Gilles Street last week. Today her hubby baled my wife up to enquire if it was us that had lodged a development application nearby (we have most certainly not).

They are sounding the neighbours out about opposing...

**** me.
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Douglas Mawson wrote:I live in a side street behind St Andrews Hospital. Anne Moran moved into Gilles Street last week. Today her hubby baled my wife up to enquire if it was us that had lodged a development application nearby (we have most certainly not).

They are sounding the neighbours out about opposing...

**** me.
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Pseudo wrote:
Douglas Mawson wrote:I live in a side street behind St Andrews Hospital. Anne Moran moved into Gilles Street last week. Today her hubby baled my wife up to enquire if it was us that had lodged a development application nearby (we have most certainly not).

They are sounding the neighbours out about opposing...

**** me.
@Spargo have you updated the route on your GPS yet?
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Douglas Mawson wrote:I live in a side street behind St Andrews Hospital. Anne Moran moved into Gilles Street last week. Today her hubby baled my wife up to enquire if it was us that had lodged a development application nearby (we have most certainly not).

They are sounding the neighbours out about opposing...
**** me.
Get the Neighbours to start an Anti Anne committee :lol:

Thats my old stomping ground as a tween - spent many a day roller-skating around those parts (Mum didn 't allow me a bike - said it was too dangerous to ride a bike in the city)

Do you have many problems with the homeless folk?
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No, the beat-up about the homeless folk is disgusting, No issues at all. We have a resident in our street (not homeless obviously) who entices gronks but that's CBD living. It's not Kansas.

When I retire I plan to volunteer at Hutt St Centre. Pat Moran is already retired - I expect to see him there.
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Douglas Mawson wrote:No, the beat-up about the homeless folk is disgusting, No issues at all. We have a resident in our street (not homeless obviously) who entices gronks but that's CBD living. It's not Kansas.

When I retire I plan to volunteer at Hutt St Centre. Pat Moran is already retired - I expect to see him there.
Don’t need to be retired to volunteer there.
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My whole day was planned around cleaning up my outside garden after last weeks wet weather, I usually mow every week but couldn’t last week because of work/rain. To me it feels like a jungle.

My place this morning seems to be the only place that has one cloud overhead and it’s pissing down.
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Brodlach wrote:My whole day was planned around cleaning up my outside garden after last weeks wet weather, I usually mow every week but couldn’t last week because of work/rain. To me it feels like a jungle.

My place this morning seems to be the only place that has one cloud overhead and it’s pissing down.
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Douglas Mawson wrote:I live in a side street behind St Andrews Hospital. Anne Moran moved into Gilles Street last week. Today her hubby baled my wife up to enquire if it was us that had lodged a development application nearby (we have most certainly not).

They are sounding the neighbours out about opposing...

**** me.
Ah the Moran's and development. The ultimate battle like good vs evil, light vs dark etc etc.
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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stan wrote:
Douglas Mawson wrote:I live in a side street behind St Andrews Hospital. Anne Moran moved into Gilles Street last week. Today her hubby baled my wife up to enquire if it was us that had lodged a development application nearby (we have most certainly not).

They are sounding the neighbours out about opposing...

**** me.
Ah the Moran's and development. The ultimate battle like good vs evil, light vs dark etc etc.
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#istandwiththemorons
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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I didn't wanna steal Spargo #istandwithanne
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Speed limits on the SE Freeway

No doubt in my mind they have them going up and down within every km to catch people speeding - Its BS
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xmas work show- 2 drink limit, good team builder :roll:
I did try my 1st non alcoholic beer, wasnt the worst beer ive ever had, someting called "heaps normal"
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daysofourlives wrote:xmas work show- 2 drink limit, good team builder :roll:
I did try my 1st non alcoholic beer, wasnt the worst beer ive ever had, someting called "heaps normal"
You work for AA right?
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daysofourlives wrote:xmas work show- 2 drink limit, good team builder :roll:
I did try my 1st non alcoholic beer, wasnt the worst beer ive ever had, someting called "heaps normal"
Got given a 4 pack of this a couple of xmas back. Drank 3 of them before I even realised it was zero alcohol!
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daysofourlives wrote:xmas work show- 2 drink limit, good team builder :roll:
I did try my 1st non alcoholic beer, wasnt the worst beer ive ever had, someting called "heaps normal"
I’d be finding a new employer.
2 drink limit?
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