Things that make you laugh

[amber_fluid]

If you need to know anything, just ask Waleed.

I do give him a bit of credit tonight for condemning the 3 brothers responsible for those stupid Muslim bomb & machinegun pranks on youtube.

He's very good at voicing popular opinion. ( Not just on the stupid kids as mentioned above, rightly so )

Poster boy for the modern world where every ******* thing is offensive to someone and everyone can voice their displeasure on anything they want.

There is a difference between having an opinion and thinking you know everything.
Waleed fits into the latter IMO.

[valleys07]

So, I have 2 work colleagues who today are celebrating their 10 year wedding anniversary.

Hubby sends wife a bunch of flowers (a decent mixture of white roses and lillies). Rather than approach him and thank him for what most blokes would consider a loving gesture, she questioned him why he is wasting money on flowers

[Magellan]

So, I have 2 work colleagues who today are celebrating their 10 year wedding anniversary.

Hubby sends wife a bunch of flowers (a decent mixture of white roses and lillies). Rather than approach him and thank him for what most blokes would consider a loving gesture, she questioned him why he is wasting money on flowers

[Footy Chick]

So, I have 2 work colleagues who today are celebrating their 10 year wedding anniversary.

Hubby sends wife a bunch of flowers (a decent mixture of white roses and lillies). Rather than approach him and thank him for what most blokes would consider a loving gesture, she questioned him why he is wasting money on flowers

Did she yell it from the other side of the room? cos' she's bloody loud enough.

I don't know how he's put up with her, lovely girl but she doesn't shut up

[HH3]

So, I have 2 work colleagues who today are celebrating their 10 year wedding anniversary.

Hubby sends wife a bunch of flowers (a decent mixture of white roses and lillies). Rather than approach him and thank him for what most blokes would consider a loving gesture, she questioned him why he is wasting money on flowers

We can never win can we?

My view on flowers is they're a waste of money, and I'll buy her something she needs, not some plants that smell like shit after a day, and die after 3.

[Booney]

So, I have 2 work colleagues who today are celebrating their 10 year wedding anniversary.

Hubby sends wife a bunch of flowers (a decent mixture of white roses and lillies). Rather than approach him and thank him for what most blokes would consider a loving gesture, she questioned him why he is wasting money on flowers

He's a fool. After 10 years of marriage he should have lowered her expectations to the point that a cursory glance and a mildly surly "Happy Anniversary" should have been sufficient.

Flowers after 10 years, fool.

[Magellan]

I'll buy her something she needs, not some plants that smell like shit after a day

I knew you should've stayed away from that corpse flower in the botanic gardens.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-30/corpse-flower-set-bloom-in-adelaide-botanic-gardens/7126960

[HH3]

I bet you he doesn't get her flowers for the next one because he'll be worried about copping it for spending money, then she'll crack the shits coz he didn't get her anything.

[Booney]

I bet you he doesn't get her flowers for the next one because he'll be worried about copping it for spending money, then she'll crack the shits coz he didn't get her anything.

Bitches be cray cray.

[HH3]

I bet you he doesn't get her flowers for the next one because he'll be worried about copping it for spending money, then she'll crack the shits coz he didn't get her anything.

Bitches be cray cray.

I tell my wife that every day.

[Booney]

Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.

Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them.

I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking.

Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.

[woodublieve12]

This tweet

[Footy Chick]

Drove to work this morning down Park Terrace this morning (after giving Churchill and Torrens the flick).

On the downhill slope, out front of the golf course, some dick cuts in front of me with speed built up and clearly not enough room to get in safely (which is the rule)

He darts right in front of me, I've blared my horn at him and chucked on the brakes to avoid him clipping me, only for him to slip right past me (by mere centimetres) and BANG! straight into the back of the car in front.

I was in stitches. Sucked in dickhead

Gave him a bit of a smile and wave as I cut around him

[heater31]

Drove to work this morning down Park Terrace this morning (after giving Churchill and Torrens the flick).

On the downhill slope, out front of the golf course, some dick cuts in front of me with speed built up and clearly not enough room to get in safely (which is the rule)

He darts right in front of me, I've blared my horn at him and chucked on the brakes to avoid him clipping me, only for him to slip right past me (by mere centimetres) and BANG! straight into the back of the car in front.

I was in stitches. Sucked in dickhead

Gave him a bit of a smile and wave as I cut around him

Some one actually got a photo of FC driving past

[Brodlach]

Mitchell Pearce getting a $125,000 fine and a 8 week suspension in the NRL. That's massive

[LaughingKookaburra]

****! Bit stiff I reckon. He was smashed and acted terribly, hardly life or death however and he never endangered anyone.

[Magellan]

****! Bit stiff I reckon.

Isn't that what that lady's dog was thinking?

Seriously though, it's a pretty excessive fine for being pissed and carrying on like a wanker at a party.

[Q.]

Yeah, the NRL really screwed the pooch with that punishment...

[Booney]

http://www.zerohanger.com/hilarious-edi ... 15kmb5K.97

[Q.]

hahaha, funny cos it's true