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Re: I need to know....

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JK wrote:
The missus keeps the plums in a jar so shouldn't be a problem




morell wrote:Not at all, trying to prevent someone looking like they've been dressed by their Mum. Maybe JK is single and wants to cut one from the herd? Women notice this sort of shit.

Connor is for kids, man.


If JK is single then whose missus is keeping his plums in a jar? ;) :shock:
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am Bays wrote:
morell wrote:
JK wrote:Need to buy a suit for the first time in over 10 years (Im anti-formal wear) and am wondering what sort of budget is required? Noticed that Connor currently has a special on Bag'O'Fruits for $150, which seems worringly cheap.

Any suggestions on what sort of $$ are involved to get one that doesn't look embarrassingly cheap? And best places to source?
Do not buy from Connor. DO NOT BUY FROM CONNOR. That is for people who still think Lynx is a suitable deodorant and are on their way to their school formal.

There is not much difference between a tailored $500 suit and a $5000 suit. But you have to ensure it *fits*. Shoulder points are actually on the point of the shoulder. Jacket sleeves to the thumb knuckle. Pants not bunched at the bottom but don't show socks either. Belt must match shoes.

Black suit, black shoes
Blue suit, light brown shoes
Grey Suit, dark brown shoes.

There is no other colour suit you should buy.

Shoes are just as important as the suit. You're tying everything together. Balance is the key.

I would recommend Calibre - they just opened a store in Rundle Mall.
Jack London also very good but a bit preppy.
MJ Bale pretty nice as well.


Bullshit

Black suit, Black RMs
Blue suit, Black RMss
Grey Suit, Black RMs.
Blue suit with black shoes? No.

RMW's are a nice choice, however.
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heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:
The missus keeps the plums in a jar so shouldn't be a problem




morell wrote:Not at all, trying to prevent someone looking like they've been dressed by their Mum. Maybe JK is single and wants to cut one from the herd? Women notice this sort of shit.

Connor is for kids, man.


If JK is single then whose missus is keeping his plums in a jar? ;) :shock:

Ah well then who gives a **** and wear jeans and a shirt hahaha
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morell wrote:
heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:
The missus keeps the plums in a jar so shouldn't be a problem




morell wrote:Not at all, trying to prevent someone looking like they've been dressed by their Mum. Maybe JK is single and wants to cut one from the herd? Women notice this sort of shit.

Connor is for kids, man.


If JK is single then whose missus is keeping his plums in a jar? ;) :shock:

Ah well then who gives a **** and wear jeans and a shirt hahaha

and white sneakers....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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morell wrote:
am Bays wrote:
morell wrote:
JK wrote:Need to buy a suit for the first time in over 10 years (Im anti-formal wear) and am wondering what sort of budget is required? Noticed that Connor currently has a special on Bag'O'Fruits for $150, which seems worringly cheap.

Any suggestions on what sort of $$ are involved to get one that doesn't look embarrassingly cheap? And best places to source?
Do not buy from Connor. DO NOT BUY FROM CONNOR. That is for people who still think Lynx is a suitable deodorant and are on their way to their school formal.

There is not much difference between a tailored $500 suit and a $5000 suit. But you have to ensure it *fits*. Shoulder points are actually on the point of the shoulder. Jacket sleeves to the thumb knuckle. Pants not bunched at the bottom but don't show socks either. Belt must match shoes.

Black suit, black shoes
Blue suit, light brown shoes
Grey Suit, dark brown shoes.

There is no other colour suit you should buy.

Shoes are just as important as the suit. You're tying everything together. Balance is the key.

I would recommend Calibre - they just opened a store in Rundle Mall.
Jack London also very good but a bit preppy.
MJ Bale pretty nice as well.


Bullshit

Black suit, Black RMs
Blue suit, Black RMss
Grey Suit, Black RMs.
Blue suit with black shoes? No.

RMW's are a nice choice, however.
A navy suit absolutely goes with black shoes
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Hmmmm. No.

Well, it wouldn't be the worst look in the world, but why, when you could just buy brown shoes and look dapper as ****.
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dapper lol you sound like my Victorian cousins - do you say grouse as well? :P :D
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I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?
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amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


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amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?

Lellllll

Don't Port have more millionaires per capita than most clubs?
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The Bedge wrote:dapper lol you sound like my Victorian cousins - do you say grouse as well? :P :D

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amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Booney's one of the first I'd seek out for advice on thongs
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Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Don't tar us all with one brush pal.


Mate I’ve never met you but I’m guessing that you’re not rocking a blue suit with brown shoes and have your hair in a man bun.....
Morrell on the other hand.....
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JK wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Booney's one of the first I'd seek out for advice on thongs


I own more pairs of thongs than shoes also.
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Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Don't tar us all with one brush pal.

One Club - one Brush pal :D
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The Bedge wrote:
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Don't tar us all with one brush pal.

One Club - one Brush pal :D


It’s use to be the same girlfriend as well........
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amber_fluid wrote:
JK wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Booney's one of the first I'd seek out for advice on thongs


I own more pairs of thongs than shoes also.


Only ever owned two pair in my life I reckon. Spun out when I first met the missus 12 years ago and she had 30+ pair of Havianas, like WTF??

Anyhow, I'm off to Connor .. I mean Joseph Uzumcu ..
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amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?


Don't tar us all with one brush pal.


Mate I’ve never met you but I’m guessing that you’re not rocking a blue suit with brown shoes and have your hair in a man bun.....
Morrell on the other hand.....


On the money.

Although I do insist on Julius Marlow or Windsor Smith boots for work.
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amber_fluid wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?

Don't tar us all with one brush pal.

One Club - one Brush pal :D

It’s use to be the same girlfriend as well........


I reckon she lives around the corner from me. Used to be a cheer leader in the 90's.

Great story about Nigel Fiegert. :lol:
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Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Booney wrote:Don't tar us all with one brush pal.

One Club - one Brush pal :D

It’s use to be the same girlfriend as well........


I reckon she lives around the corner from me. Used to be a cheer leader in the 90's.

Great story about Nigel Fiegert. :lol:


I could throw in another 10 names there........ but I won’t! :lol:
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