Round 1 - Corona(man)virus, Spargo Flu & Booney Fever

[Corona Man]

Less than 3 weeks til Round 1.

THURSDAY, March 19

Richmond v Carlton at MCG, 7.25pm

FRIDAY, March 20

Western Bulldogs v Collingwood at Marvel Stadium, 7.50pm

SATURDAY, March 21

Essendon v Fremantle at Marvel Stadium, 1.45pm

Adelaide v Sydney at Adelaide Oval, 4.35pm

GWS v Geelong at Giants Stadium, 7.25pm

Gold Coast v Port Adelaide at Metricon Stadium, 7.25pm

SUNDAY, March 22

North Melbourne v St Kilda at Marvel Stadium, 1.10pm

Hawthorn v Brisbane at MCG, 3.20pm

West Coast v Melbourne at Optus Stadium, 6.20pm

The only thing missing is Careysyphilis

[LMA]

MOTR - Dogs v Pies

[Corona Man]

MOTR - Dogs v Pies

Yep, we’ve just got to get through Carlton on Thursday night.

[Spargo]

MOTR - Dogs v Pies

First 2 games Sunday look interesting...

[Lightning McQueen]

MOTR - Dogs v Pies

First 2 games Sunday look interesting...

Only 3 tough ones by the looks of things, I guess I'll get a 4 for the round going by that analysis.

[Mr Beefy]

I've organised to go to Sydney for Saturday night's game, catch up with some mates etc.....but then I realised it's Slipper day so the chances of getting to the games are very slim

[gadj1976]

MOTR - Dogs v Pies

Yep, we’ve just got to get through Carlton on Thursday night.

Go Blues.

[Corona Man]

Round 1 looking dicey now.....

[PatowalongaPirate]

Round 1 looking dicey now.....

Reckon it will be suspended.

[stan]

Or they will play in front of no fans in the stadium.

And that will be rather strange to see.

[PatowalongaPirate]

The Afl have a few weeks they can move around ie end of season bye round, regular bye rounds, they can even push the GF into October as has been done before. If they shorten the season they may remove the double up games.

[Lightning McQueen]

MOTR - Dogs v Pies

Bloody hell that is a hard game to pick.

[Corona Man]

Gonna be weird without a crowd tonight, feels like a GWS v Suns game.

[The Bedge]

Gonna be weird without a crowd tonight, feels like a GWS v Suns game.

Eh Pulteney footy club experience this every home game.

[Armchair expert]

No crowd and the cheating maggots still gifting richmond goals

[Corona Man]

No crowd and the cheating maggots still gifting richmond goals

The happiest bunch of blokes going around will be the umps.... not coping crap for interpreting the rules.

[amber_fluid]

The worlds gone crazy but not much has changed.
Richmond are still Richmond(bloody good) and Carlton, well we are still shite.

[Corona Man]

Good to see the Carlton players practicing social distancing.

[amber_fluid]

Good to see the Carlton players practicing social distancing.

You’d think we’d be good at it given we’ve been doing it for 20 years.

[Corona Man]

Good to see the Carlton players practicing social distancing.

You’d think we’d be good at it given we’ve been doing it for 20 years.

You blokes won’t catch anything, let alone Covid-19.