Things that give you the sh1ts

Dogwatcher · Post by **Dogwatcher** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:46 pm

Party hacks

Psyber · Post by **Psyber** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:09 pm

http://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/21609573 ... classroom/

The eight-year girl was in cardiac arrest trapped under a large Gumtree branch when paramedics arrived. A 55-year-old male teacher, a five-year-old kindergarten student and her seven-year-old brother were also injured.

Is it not time we ignored the Green fanatics and stopped having to retain native trees in public places where they can drop branches on people as they do.

When I lived in the Dandenong Ranges there were several deaths every summer from the same cause, but at least those victims had a choice about whether to go walking in the state forest.

The early European settlers here were not totally stupid replacing the native gums around their homes and public places.
Moist European trees are much less likely to drop branches, and much less inflammable (pines excepted).
Ivy as a ground cover on slopes is fire resistant too... :twisted:

The Sleeping Giant · Post by **The Sleeping Giant** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:41 pm

Why not put up fake trees everywhere Psyber? Make them fire retarded also.

Then we can all be safe from those evil trees and greens.

Q. · Post by Q. » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:01 pm

Any tree under severe water stress is likely to drop limbs.

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:39 pm

BAN TREES

The Sleeping Giant · Post by **The Sleeping Giant** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:40 pm

Plant pot everywhere.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:25 pm

Channel ten's winter oympics coverage.

Watching the curling bronze medal game tonight. Channel ten missed the first few stones of every end in order to present a full complement of adverts. This I can understand. What I cannot understand is why they would then cut away to another full set of ads after a couple more stones. smack bang in the middle of a crucial end - and no, this was not wholly during a timeout.

Eff you, channel ten.

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:01 am

Pseudo wrote:Channel ten's winter oympics coverage.

Watching the curling bronze medal game tonight. Channel ten missed the first few stones of every end in order to present a full complement of adverts. This I can understand. What I cannot understand is why they would then cut away to another full set of ads after a couple more stones. smack bang in the middle of a crucial end - and no, this was not wholly during a timeout.

Eff you, channel ten.

I sure hope Foxtel gets the rights for Pyeongchang, like it did in Vancouver. I miss having every single event live...

cracka · Post by **cracka** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:35 pm

The design flaw in husqvarna ride on mowers. The dopey buggers put the drink holder on the same side as the cuttings deflector & I end up with grass cuttings in my can of Jack Daniels.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:26 pm

cracka wrote:The design flaw in husqvarna ride on mowers. The dopey buggers put the drink holder on the same side as the cuttings deflector & I end up with grass cuttings in my can of Jack Daniels.

After reading some of your posts last week it's a wonder you haven't got your missus cutting the grass with a pair is scissors

cracka · Post by **cracka** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:37 pm

Brodlach wrote:
cracka wrote:The design flaw in husqvarna ride on mowers. The dopey buggers put the drink holder on the same side as the cuttings deflector & I end up with grass cuttings in my can of Jack Daniels.

After reading some of your posts last week it's a wonder you haven't got your missus cutting the grass with a pair is scissors

That would be mean, we have almost 2 acres of lawn to mow.
Did get breakfast in bed twice this weekend though.

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:51 am

I can't stand those stick figure family stickers. It can make a car look really tacky, much like putting a huge 'Ford' or 'Holden' sticker on a car that is obviously a Ford or a Holden.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:04 am

When people copy and paste things from other threads

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:05 am

Spargo wrote:When people copy and paste things from other threads

Hahaha, well played. :lol:

I'm a man of my word, aren't I?

shoe boy · Post by **shoe boy** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:51 am

Pell being promoted within the Vatican???
I suppose his disgraceful attitude and comments over the past 12 months defending the church over rape paedophilia and consistent intimidation of victims was reward :evil:

nwdfanparade · Post by **nwdfanparade** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:46 am

shoe boy wrote:Pell being promoted within the Vatican???
I suppose his disgraceful attitude and comments over the past 12 months defending the church over rape paedophilia and consistent intimidation of victims was reward

Some years ago an Australian submarine dived with two crew still on deck. The two sailors drownd and I believe their bodies were never found.

I'm happy to be corrected, but I believe the Sub's captain (who is responsible to ensure all crew are inside when the sub dives) was promoted to keep him silent concerning the problems within the Australian navy at the time.

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:20 am

Sounds like you want aliens to visit us too.

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:45 am

Dentists

$302 for one hour this morning and a $3,000 dental plan for 2014 to ensure I'm saving for **** all this year.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:14 am

wristwatcher wrote:Dentists

$302 for one hour this morning and a $3,000 dental plan for 2014 to ensure I'm saving for **** all this year.

norwood8 · Post by **norwood8** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:25 am

People that wear glasses without lenses, was too many of these 'hipsters' at the Fringe last night. Also looked to be plenty of females that would have hair under their arms, damn hippies give me sh1ts.

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