Things that give you the sh1ts

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Hefty wrote:
DOC wrote:Channel 9 and there hour long news.

Cats in trees, its hot today-just ask the people at the beach, three car accident in yhe UK, yada yada yada

Padded out to buggery.


On the flip side, does give you an hour of Kate Collins!


What is the deal with her is she pregnant? I saw the 9 News the other night at my mum's and she's probably twice the size she used to be.
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Yep, preggo ...
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Gozu wrote:
Hefty wrote:
DOC wrote:Channel 9 and there hour long news.

Cats in trees, its hot today-just ask the people at the beach, three car accident in yhe UK, yada yada yada

Padded out to buggery.


On the flip side, does give you an hour of Kate Collins!


What is the deal with her is she pregnant? I saw the 9 News the other night at my mum's and she's probably twice the size she used to be.


Yes, she is up the duff.
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Cheers guys. I'm not up with the celebrity news and even asked my mum as she didn't look pregnant more overweight and my mother assured me she wasn't pregnant because she wouldn't have been wearing such a tight top if she was ;)
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Went to bed last night all blocked up and woke up feeling like shit…
Conversation with the wife this morning went something like this

Me: I feel like shit!
WIFE: How?
Me: Rightio…

5 minutes passed

Me: Most people say “are you ok” or “what’s wrong”…
wife: Are you shitting or spewing?
Me: NO, you know I went to bed last night feeling like crap…
wife: You have panadol and Nurofen at work?
Me: Yes…
wife: Best you take them then…

Currently sitting at work feeling like crap...
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Gozu wrote:Cheers guys. I'm not up with the celebrity news and even asked my mum as she didn't look pregnant more overweight and my mother assured me she wasn't pregnant because she wouldn't have been wearing such a tight top if she was ;)


They don't call her "Cans" Collins for no reason ;)
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woodublieve12 wrote:Went to bed last night all blocked up and woke up feeling like shit…
Conversation with the wife this morning went something like this

Me: I feel like shit!
WIFE: How?
Me: Rightio…

5 minutes passed

Me: Most people say “are you ok” or “what’s wrong”…
wife: Are you shitting or spewing?
Me: NO, you know I went to bed last night feeling like crap…
wife: You have panadol and Nurofen at work?
Me: Yes…
wife: Best you take them then…

Currently sitting at work feeling like crap...


Hope you've got a long memory......"Babe, can you get me a panadol...." :lol:
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woodublieve12 wrote:Went to bed last night all blocked up and woke up feeling like shit…
Conversation with the wife this morning went something like this

Me: I feel like shit!
WIFE: How?
Me: Rightio…

5 minutes passed

Me: Most people say “are you ok” or “what’s wrong”…
wife: Are you shitting or spewing?
Me: NO, you know I went to bed last night feeling like crap…
wife: You have panadol and Nurofen at work?
Me: Yes…
wife: Best you take them then…

Currently sitting at work feeling like crap...


Are you sure you haven't go the "Me" and "wife" mixed up there? :shock: :lol:
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Nope, and yes i know how this looks... :lol: :(
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I don't see what's wrong with that convo?
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Booney wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Went to bed last night all blocked up and woke up feeling like shit…
Conversation with the wife this morning went something like this

Me: I feel like shit!
WIFE: How?
Me: Rightio…

5 minutes passed

Me: Most people say “are you ok” or “what’s wrong”…
wife: Are you shitting or spewing?
Me: NO, you know I went to bed last night feeling like crap…
wife: You have panadol and Nurofen at work?
Me: Yes…
wife: Best you take them then…

Currently sitting at work feeling like crap...


Hope you've got a long memory......"Babe, can you get me a panadol...." :lol:


Mate Golden rule of "Discussions" with the with wife, "Any thing [she] said or did in an argument prior to that, is in-admissible in your defence"! Booney you're leading one of our bretheren into deadly trap with that advice....
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I just hope WUB had ironed his wife's pants before trudging off to work, it's quite obvious she wears them in this household...
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the current drama happening in Canada
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Spargo wrote:I just hope WUB had ironed his wife's pants before trudging off to work, it's quite obvious she wears them in this household...

i can't even argue with that... Especially work related issues...
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Spargo wrote:I just hope WUB had ironed his wife's pants before trudging off to work, it's quite obvious she wears them in this household...


In every household. Kidding yourself if you believe otherwise.
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Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:I just hope WUB had ironed his wife's pants before trudging off to work, it's quite obvious she wears them in this household...


In every household. Kidding yourself if you believe otherwise.


blokes who think they wear the pants are either mistaken, single, or have wives that don't love them
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Or frequently argue ;)
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Not much usually irritates me enough to post under this thread title...

However, I just got my Emergency Services Levy account.
This years for my home is 507% of that last year - technically a net rise of 407%.
That on my rental property has risen to 235% of last year - the net increase is 136%.

Admittedly the big rise on my home is partly attributable to the abolishing of the Mike Rann instituted Seniors Card holder concession...

Total bill for both last year under $150 - this years combined total over $500.
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Just sell one of your 43 cars to pay for it ;)
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