Things that give you the sh1ts

[Corona Man]

Hangovers

I did note your almost 1am posting

Played the 19th til 10.30pm then strip clubs til 1.00. Someone please shoot me now I'm ******!

[The Bedge]

Women.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

[Lightning McQueen]

Women.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

And what have you done/doing?

Have a shave: $0
Wear pre-existing clothes: $0
Brush your hair: $0
Shave your nuts: $0

Pretty even hey? They love it.

A man will spend $80 on a $50 item that he needs, a woman will spend $50 on an $80 item that she don't need.

[am Bays]

Women.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

If there is another women there wearing the same dress with a similar "do" and tan, I t will be in the things that make me laugh thread, though probably not you.

i suggest you get on it tomorrow night and be like Corona man is today on Sunday morning!

Seriously though, the anxiety women put them and us through over what to wear and look like for a function that will be forgotten about in a week well they do come from venus....

[heater31]

Women.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

And what have you done/doing?

Have a shave: $0
Wear pre-existing clothes: $0
Brush your hair: $0
Shave your nuts: $0

Pretty even hey? They love it.

A man will spend $80 on a $50 item that he needs, a woman will spend $50 on an $80 item that she don't need.

You forgot to add spending 20 minutes in the sun to get the tan sorted

[Lightning McQueen]

Women.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

And what have you done/doing?

Have a shave: $0
Wear pre-existing clothes: $0
Brush your hair: $0
Shave your nuts: $0

Pretty even hey? They love it.

A man will spend $80 on a $50 item that he needs, a woman will spend $50 on an $80 item that she don't need.

You forgot to add spending 20 minutes in the sun to get the tan sorted

Bedge has a lovely natural tan.

[Booney]

Women.

Amen, brother.

Oh, there's another bit too.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

Why do they all think every shindig everyone is looking at them FFS? When it's your show cake that shit on and get the girls out, if it's someone else's gig get dressed and get in the ******* car. Oh, and you're driving home.

[PatowalongaPirate]

Got the NBN, no issues installing and set up was dead simple.


Seems to be working fine

I was of the same feeling until Tuesday.

I still have no wifi and no indication of when I will.

[Wedgie]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

[Spargo]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

Are you in Thailand???
Why haven’t you kept us informed???

[valleys07]

Women.

Amen, brother.

Oh, there's another bit too.

Have an engagement party tomorrow evening - so the Mrs has gone and got her hair done, bought new dress/shoes, got a fake tan and booked in to have her makeup done tomorrow after.. then has the audacity to message me and complain about how expensive it is preparing for an engagement party

Why do they all think every shindig everyone is looking at them FFS? When it's your show cake that shit on and get the girls out, if it's someone else's gig get dressed and get in the ******* car. Oh, and you're driving home.

I laughed way harder at this than I needed to. Especially the last part.

[Wedgie]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

Are you in Thailand???
Why haven’t you kept us informed???

I'm trying to narrow down my stomach issues, originally thought it was egg, then lactose.
Had plenty of lactose and eggs in Thailand but been fineand find it interesting most people have stomach issues here but I don't, has to be something in the food in Australia. Maybe it's just because the food is so processed there and fresher here. No idea, but narrowing it down a bit.
Might have to try Paleo Pete's diet when I get back, did cavemen drink huge amounts of beer?

[woodublieve12]

Hurting my right shoulder putting a t-shirt on Saturday night (another reason why I don’t play contact sport, body is made out of plastercine), made some weird noises and bloody hurt. It’s gradually got worse over the past couple of day!!!! And looking in the mirror today, my right shoulder is considerably lower than my left one, which I am sure isn’t right!!! I am 35 going on 112.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dislocated shoulder??

[Lightning McQueen]

Not the end of the world and this could fit into the laughs thread.

The missus and I drink too often unintentionally, but not to crazy levels, we just get home and have a couple while we're chatting, cooking and cleaning but have been cutting right back.

She thought she'd dig my PS2 out and get it set up in our front lounge as I'm always raving on about a few older games that I used to like and don't really get into the newer ones.

Sounded great in theory but now despite the boys having a PS4 and the latest xbox each, they have ditched them and I can't get a turn on the console that they were laughing at me about!!!!

[MW]

nice! I love getting the old PS out and having a go

[Lightning McQueen]

nice! I love getting the old PS out and having a go

F****** oath, my favourite games are lame AF but I love chilling out and tapping away at them in my spare time.

My all time favourite game is a PS1 that I had to order off ebay from England and then had to order a PS1 memory card from China to play it once it arrived.

I paid $3 for the card and they sent me 5, must've felt sorry for me.

[Pseudo]

Not the end of the world and this could fit into the laughs thread.

The missus and I drink too often unintentionally, but not to crazy levels, we just get home and have a couple while we're chatting, cooking and cleaning but have been cutting right back.

She thought she'd dig my PS2 out and get it set up in our front lounge as I'm always raving on about a few older games that I used to like and don't really get into the newer ones.

Sounded great in theory but now despite the boys having a PS4 and the latest xbox each, they have ditched them and I can't get a turn on the console that they were laughing at me about!!!!

You might get them off your PS2 by dragging out your old C64...

[woodublieve12]

Dislocated shoulder??

I don’t know mate, I’ve never done it before. Just bloody sore

[mighty_tiger_79]

Not the end of the world and this could fit into the laughs thread.

The missus and I drink too often unintentionally, but not to crazy levels, we just get home and have a couple while we're chatting, cooking and cleaning but have been cutting right back.

She thought she'd dig my PS2 out and get it set up in our front lounge as I'm always raving on about a few older games that I used to like and don't really get into the newer ones.

Sounded great in theory but now despite the boys having a PS4 and the latest xbox each, they have ditched them and I can't get a turn on the console that they were laughing at me about!!!!

You might get them off your PS2 by dragging out your old C64...

Dont knock the old C64.


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