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The Bedge wrote:
The Bedge wrote:A rumour doing the rounds this morning..

A current A grade coach at "Club A" rung "Club B" about a coaching vacancy.. the phone call was answered by.. the current President of "Club A" :lol:

Turns out President had jumped ship on the sly, and the A Grade coach was doing the same lol.

Part 2...

Current President of "Club A" who had jumped ship, and was apparently assisting as a footy director to find new coach for "Club B" end up taking the senior coaching job himself at "Club B".

Current coach from "Club A" unsuccessful in his attempts at securing tenure elsewhere returns to "Club A" only to be told "Thanks, but no thanks.. it's not you, it's me, I think we should see other people.."


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We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
The Bedge wrote:A rumour doing the rounds this morning..

A current A grade coach at "Club A" rung "Club B" about a coaching vacancy.. the phone call was answered by.. the current President of "Club A" :lol:

Turns out President had jumped ship on the sly, and the A Grade coach was doing the same lol.

Part 2...

Current President of "Club A" who had jumped ship, and was apparently assisting as a footy director to find new coach for "Club B" end up taking the senior coaching job himself at "Club B".

Current coach from "Club A" unsuccessful in his attempts at securing tenure elsewhere returns to "Club A" only to be told "Thanks, but no thanks.. it's not you, it's me, I think we should see other people.."

Bizarre love triangle.


Doesn't seem like there's all that much love in the room to be honest.
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Dutchy wrote:Booney


Wait until the press release comes out.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.
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Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.

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Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.

We get notified on the Thursday what we are having, people have the chance to bring their own if they choose to, it's usually pretty good food but at the end of the day it's free.

I'm usually flat as a tack from Thursday night and look forward to pigging out, it also helps me line my stomach ready for the Friday afternoon pub sesh.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We get lunch provided every Friday and still people complain.

Tell them to shut up and eat their gruel before it gets cold.

We get notified on the Thursday what we are having, people have the chance to bring their own if they choose to, it's usually pretty good food but at the end of the day it's free.

I'm usually flat as a tack from Thursday night and look forward to pigging out, it also helps me line my stomach ready for the Friday afternoon pub sesh.

Today's was pretty unhealthy, hamburgers, hot dogs and chips, I feel like I'm 4 kilo's heavier.
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But it will soak up the booze shortly
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:But it will soak up the booze shortly

Totally, that's why I had one and a half hot dogs, a hamburger with the lot and a heap of chips.
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This is infinitely more listenable than Taylor Swift.

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A Friday funny courtesy of the people at Viz:

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Magellan wrote:A Friday funny courtesy of the people at Viz:

Serves the little shit right for throwing his toys around.. life lessons. 8)
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Viz, what a great publication. Used to read it religiously years ago.
Bottom Inspectors, Sid the Sexist, Buster Gonads...
I have a Terry F*ckwit t-shirt & a Fat Slags poster somewhere at home.
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Spargo wrote:I have a Fat Slag somewhere at home.

That's not very nice! :P
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Spargo wrote:Viz, what a great publication. Used to read it religiously years ago.
Bottom Inspectors, Sid the Sexist, Buster Gonads...
I have a Terry F*ckwit t-shirt & a Fat Slags poster somewhere at home.


I had a huge collection, dating back to the days when the Australian Edition existed. Sold almost all of 'em on eBay when they ceased to be funny 'coz I'd read them all a hundred times over.

Owned a Mr. Logic T-shirt at one point, but thought The Modern Parents was the best strip.
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Uni bar comedy. Had to be there I guess.
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Booney wrote:Uni bar comedy. Had to be there I guess.


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Spargo wrote:Viz, what a great publication. Used to read it religiously years ago.
Bottom Inspectors, Sid the Sexist, Buster Gonads...
I have a Terry F*ckwit t-shirt & a Fat Slags poster somewhere at home.


I used to have a big stash of Viz comics as well, used to like the readers letters as well.
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