Things that make you laugh

[Corona Man]

Mate, Why didn’t you grab a bottle of CC’s as well and strap it on the back?

The fun police already had some, it was a beer sort of day and we are starting a dry February today.

Dry February.... that's just about the silliest thing I have ever heard of!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Mate, Why didn’t you grab a bottle of CC’s as well and strap it on the back?

The fun police already had some, it was a beer sort of day and we are starting a dry February today.

Dry February.... that's just about the silliest thing I have ever heard of!

Fancy starting that at all.....let alone in January

[Lightning McQueen]

Fancy starting that at all.....let alone in January

Mate, we've had a huge couple of months and want to get back into shape now the kids are back at school and normality is restored, plus February is the shortest month of the year and we have got a fair carrot dangling in front of us for when we get through.

Had to start it early as we may err on Saturday at my step-sons 21st, buying a few extra days evens it out in our eyes.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Fancy starting that at all.....let alone in January

Mate, we've had a huge couple of months and want to get back into shape now the kids are back at school and normality is restored, plus February is the shortest month of the year and we have got a fair carrot dangling in front of us for when we get through.

Had to start it early as we may err on Saturday at my step-sons 21st, buying a few extra days evens it out in our eyes.

I dont need a dry february to get in shape....i mean the michelin man is a shape isnt it.....

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[Lightning McQueen]

I dont need a dry february to get in shape....i mean the michelin man is a shape isnt it.....

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LOL, I lost about 20kgs last year and have found 9 or 10 of them again, I think once we get trough a month we will re-assess where we are and see what sort of difference it has made in all facets, then go from there.

[Booney]

Trump and his thoughts on Climate Change. I cannot believe how incredibly ******* stupid this man is. It's beyond comprehension that he is the leader of the free world and I think that daily.

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Speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos last week, French President Emmanuel Macron made headlines for poking fun at his American counterpart’s well-documented history of climate change denial.

Now remarks from President Donald Trump on the issue, which were also recorded in Davos but aired in Britain Sunday evening, are providing additional context to Macron’s spot-on mockery.

“There is a cooling and there’s a heating,” Trump told Piers Morgan in an interview with Britain’s ITV. “I mean, look, it used to not be climate change, it used to be global warming. That wasn’t working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place.”

He then addressed the subject of polar ice cap melting. “The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they’re setting records,” Trump said. “They’re at a record level.”

In reality, man-made global warming has far outpaced any short-term cooling. Nevertheless, climate change skeptics regularly cherry-pick such data points that fail to account for long-term trends, which consistently show that the planet’s temperature is rising.

Like Trump’s past musings on global warming, his latest observations fly in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence. They also recall a May Politico report in which Trump fell for a hoax Time magazine cover that supposedly warned about a coming ice age. K.T. McFarland, the former deputy national security adviser, reportedly snuck the fake cover onto Trump’s desk with the intention of irritating Trump on the topic of climate change.

A White House official defended McFarland, saying that the cover was “fake but accurate.” Whatever that means.

[amber_fluid]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

[heater31]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up! [emoji38]

Worst scammer ever!

[Spargo]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

Now you can have a bit of fun, seeing’s that you have her number...

[Lightning McQueen]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

Do the right thing and let us all have a turn.

[amber_fluid]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

Now you can have a bit of fun, seeing’s that you have her number...

Absolutely!
Some late night booty calls coming up for her.

[heater31]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up! [emoji38]

Now you can have a bit of fun, seeing’s that you have her number...

Absolutely!
Some late night booty calls coming up for her. [emoji38]

Mate we didnt ask for Zoe Goss' number [emoji6]

[amber_fluid]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up! [emoji38]

Now you can have a bit of fun, seeing’s that you have her number...

Absolutely!
Some late night booty calls coming up for her. [emoji38]

Mate we didnt ask for Zoe Goss' number [emoji6]

Apparently no one else wants it anyway other than me

[Booney]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

I love ******* with them.

Typically I put them on hold for a moment and come back with a voice put on, tell them it's the wrong person and I'll put them through to the right person, hold, new voice.....sorry, wrong person, hold, new voice....14 people I transferred a bloke to one day and he was still holding on!

[HH3]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

I love ******* with them.

Typically I put them on hold for a moment and come back with a voice put on, tell them it's the wrong person and I'll put them through to the right person, hold, new voice.....sorry, wrong person, hold, new voice....14 people I transferred a bloke to one day and he was still holding on!

If they ring the work line and ask for the owner they go on hold for as long as they stick around.

I don't hang up because f**k em. They can waste their time waiting for nothing.

[Lightning McQueen]

Had a lady(Indian) call me and didn't hide her number so I answered it............ she said I'd been in an accident and she just wanted my personal details.
After I told her to go f*ck herself, she hung up!

I love ******* with them.

Typically I put them on hold for a moment and come back with a voice put on, tell them it's the wrong person and I'll put them through to the right person, hold, new voice.....sorry, wrong person, hold, new voice....14 people I transferred a bloke to one day and he was still holding on!

LOL.

I like to say "Yeah, I'll just get him for you" then put the phone down without hanging up.

I often ask "what are you wearing?" then follow it up with a couple of little Mick Taylor giggles.....................it's even funnier when it's a male on the other end.

[Lightning McQueen]

If they ring the work line and ask for the owner they go on hold for as long as they stick around.

I don't hang up because f**k em. They can waste their time waiting for nothing.

When that happened to me I'd put them though to Ted.

[amber_fluid]

Took the kids to Bounce in the school holidays for a bit of fun.
There was a bird there who had massive tits.
Not good tits just humongous!

Anyway she was jumping on the trampolines and while she was coming down her tits were still going up.
Her tits were deadset about 2 feet above her head!

Me and a couple of other Dads were pissing ourselves.

[MW]

The head line on this trump article on AdelaideNow website

[Jimmy_041]

Very funny