Worst Movies

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:34 pm

Mrs put on The Beguiled

Nicole Kidman and kirsten dunst

Please please please DO NOT WATCH THIS.....

90mins of nothing.... thankgod for the tab app on phone

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:08 am

LMA wrote:My two youngest reckon The Emoji Movie was one of the worst they've seen

I can remember taking the kids to the Pokemon movie at Piccadilly and fell asleep
Fortunately, when I woke up, there was a better film in the next room so I snuck off

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:30 pm

Mechanic: Resurrection

Only watching it for another glimpse of Jessica Alba in a blue bikini
Probably less painful if I just searched on you tube

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:35 pm

Watched "American Honey" in anticipation as it seemed to have something in store.

It delivered nothing, there was no climax and then it just ended.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:01 pm

The mountain between us.....

Horrible

OnSong · Post by **OnSong** » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Watched "American Honey" in anticipation as it seemed to have something in store.

It delivered nothing, there was no climax and then it just ended.

Sounds familiar

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:54 am

“Colossal” with Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis.

Best avoided unless you’re (a) a fan of formulaic rom-coms that have a slightly dark side and involve giant Godzilla-esque monsters and robots destroying Seoul, and (b) have a bong at the ready. I’d like to explain why the film incorporates monsters, apart from being a poorly executed metaphor, but I’m not sure anyone can because it’s beyond comprehension.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:51 am

The new Insidious movie.

Took Mrs HH3 to see it tonight.

Biggest pile of horseshit Ive seen in a long time.

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Kahuna · Post by **Kahuna** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:01 am

HH3 wrote:The new Insidious movie.

Took Mrs HH3 to see it tonight.

Biggest pile of horseshit Ive seen in a long time.

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Well that's a shame, the original was genuinely creepy and unsettling IMHO.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:55 pm

Kahuna wrote:
HH3 wrote:The new Insidious movie.

Took Mrs HH3 to see it tonight.

Biggest pile of horseshit Ive seen in a long time.

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Well that's a shame, the original was genuinely creepy and unsettling IMHO.

I think this is the fourth one.

Im not a fan of these types of jump scare movies anyway, but the Mrs agreed it was pretty bad.

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johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:22 am

JK wrote:
Booney wrote:Kids movies :

Original film - makes money
Sequels - lose money on film
Sequels - make shitloads on lunch boxes, back packs, drink bottles, pencils, showbags.....

Except Toy Story II, only decent kids movie sequel's I can think of

What about the Shrek franchise .?

johntheclaret · Post by **johntheclaret** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:32 am

wristwatcher wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Watched Sausage Party this afternoon and thought it was going to be a good laugh but really it was shit! A few funny bits, a few of the characters were funny and the food orgy was cooked as but funny but overall it was shit and I got bored with it.

Probably needed to be about 45-50 minutes long and not 90 mins. Amusing but eventually became painful.

I could imagine 20 years ago under the influence I may have found it hilarious

It reminded me of Jungleburger from the 70’s. It was a little more than 20 years ago but definitely watched under the influence
Terrible film then but a classic now :lol:

JK · Post by JK » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:56 am

johntheclaret wrote:
JK wrote:
Booney wrote:Kids movies :

Original film - makes money
Sequels - lose money on film
Sequels - make shitloads on lunch boxes, back packs, drink bottles, pencils, showbags.....

Except Toy Story II, only decent kids movie sequel's I can think of

What about the Shrek franchise .?

The original was an all-time great, but got pretty crappy after that

JK · Post by JK » Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:53 am

Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:02 am

JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Sexist!

JK · Post by JK » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:29 am

HH3 wrote:
JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Sexist!

Who isn't these days?

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:40 am

JK wrote:
HH3 wrote:
JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Sexist!

Who isn't these days?

I went out to dinner with my Mrs and her friend last night, and said I can't watch movies or read books with strong female leads. Just to see how angry they could get.

I wasn't disappointed. :lol:

JK · Post by JK » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:07 am

Hahaha brilliant!!

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:49 am

Truth or Dare!

Probably the worst movie I've seen this year. Maybe two years.

Absolute pile of horse shit.

I wanted every one of the characters to die within the first 10 minutes.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:24 am

JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Much for the eyes?

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