Things that make you laugh

[Pseudo]

Filling in my kiwi census form this morning. Religion is now Jedi.

Good work. If you're ever accused of a murder that happened yesterday in Australia, you've now got a good alibi

Couldn't he use his control of the Force to throttle someone in Adelaide from his hotel room in NZ?

[amber_fluid]

Hold on.......do you really need to use Coke to rinse yourself off after a gobby?

Its usually cleaner at the end then when you started, if she did her job right,

He should have washed it with coke first, give the young lass a coke flavoured cock!

[MW]

Hold on.......do you really need to use Coke to rinse yourself off after a gobby?

Its usually cleaner at the end then when you started, if she did her job right,

He should have washed it with coke first, give the young lass a coke flavoured cock!

From her description he might have had it anyway after she'd been near it

[amber_fluid]

Yeah conflicting stories too!
First he said she had a mad body then he said she wasn’t a good sort.

Which one was it?

[HH3]

Yeah conflicting stories too!
First he said she had a mad body then he said she wasn’t a good sort.

Which one was it?

Mad body, ordinary face maybe?

[HH3]

Hold on.......do you really need to use Coke to rinse yourself off after a gobby?

Its usually cleaner at the end then when you started, if she did her job right,

He should have washed it with coke first, give the young lass a coke flavoured cock!

He's already doing her a favour, why waste your washing coke on her and be left with a dong that has bad breath?

[HH3]

[mighty_tiger_79]

All trains lead to Wollongong....

[Wedgie]

The difference between some of the old AFL songs and the new versions.

[Corona Man]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

[valleys07]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

Still have a way to go to rival Carey for best drunken poster

[DOC]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

The only pussy you are getting?

[HH3]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

Written those reports yet?

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[Grenville]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

Written those reports yet?

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I think that was part of the report.

[Magellan]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

Written those reports yet?

I think that was part of the report.

Unfortunately there's a lot of paperwork required when you work as a gay sportsman moonlighting as a veterinarian dentist with a practice in the Magic Cave.

[Corona Man]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

Still have a way to go to rival Carey for best drunken poster

I believe Carey is unsurpassed in this area with a significant body of work.

[Spargo]

Soccer being the biggest poofter sport ever **** me wha a bunch of fairies.. also my cats breath smells funny!

Written those reports yet?

I think that was part of the report.

Unfortunately there's a lot of paperwork required when you work as a gay sportsman moonlighting as a veterinarian dentist with a practice in the Magic Cave.

[JK]

Tom Melbourne

[mighty_tiger_79]

Tom Melbourne

Missed it...2nd?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Jackbox.tv

Interactive game via the phones.....played it last night at a bbq and fairbto say the answers went downhill quickly!! But it was good for a laugh!!!