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Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

When I was about 12 my old man walked in the lounge and seen my older brother and I watching it, he took the video out of the VCR, put it on the floor, stomped on it once, left it there and said "You are never watching that shit in my house ever again" then walked off, grabbed a beer out the fridge and lit a dart.


In the last of our teenage years, watched this with best mate, my missus of the day and about 4 of her girlfriends. They were so into it, singing top notes etc, me and the mate couldn't handle it anymore. Said we're off to the shops (may have detoured past the pub) but before we left we changed the channel and took the remote with us. Come back 45 minutes later and they were all filthy because none of them had worked out how to get it back on (back in the old days when all you had to do was turn the dial on the TV). My only happy Grease memory, that film drives me up the freakin' wall.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Are you still FB friends with your ex?

Best way to move forward is delete all the shit you have on there with her, other chicks pick up on it too and think you're still holding on.

nah, we aren't but the memories from years past are still there... Today would have been our wedding anniversary, so you can imagine the shit that came up
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JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

When I was about 12 my old man walked in the lounge and seen my older brother and I watching it, he took the video out of the VCR, put it on the floor, stomped on it once, left it there and said "You are never watching that shit in my house ever again" then walked off, grabbed a beer out the fridge and lit a dart.


In the last of our teenage years, watched this with best mate, my missus of the day and about 4 of her girlfriends. They were so into it, singing top notes etc, me and the mate couldn't handle it anymore. Said we're off to the shops (may have detoured past the pub) but before we left we changed the channel and took the remote with us. Come back 45 minutes later and they were all filthy because none of them had worked out how to get it back on (back in the old days when all you had to do was turn the dial on the TV). My only happy Grease memory, that film drives me up the freakin' wall.


Obviously I wasn't in that room :lol:
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Footy Chick wrote:Obviously I wasn't in that room :lol:


Definitely not luv, I wouldn't have been suicidal enough to interfere with your viewing pleasure :)
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One of a very long list of movies I have and will never watch.
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Booney wrote:One of a very long list of movies I have and will never watch.

The Sound of Music heads mine.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:One of a very long list of movies I have and will never watch.

The Sound of Music heads mine.


Star Wars, 24 through 36 and then 1 through 23.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:One of a very long list of movies I have and will never watch.

The Sound of Music heads mine.


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Footy Chick wrote:
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Booney wrote:One of a very long list of movies I have and will never watch.

The Sound of Music heads mine.


Dirty Dancing for me.


I've seen it, yet I can't understand why some folks are so into it.

I've never seen the aforementioned Star Wars series (and most Sci-Fi stuff), Fast & The Furious, and anything with Rebel Wilson is out of the question for me.
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Good to know I am not the only person who has never (and have no interest in) seen any of the Star Wars films.
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Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.
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Grenville wrote:Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.


Same. Mrs HH3 is currently watching the Marvel movies in chronological order. She is doing it alone. :lol:
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HH3 wrote:
Grenville wrote:Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.


Same. Mrs HH3 is currently watching the Marvel movies in chronological order. She is doing it alone. :lol:


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Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Grenville wrote:Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.


Same. Mrs HH3 is currently watching the Marvel movies in chronological order. She is doing it alone. :lol:


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By precious time, I meant the time I use to watch the hit movie "Precious".
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Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Grenville wrote:Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.


Same. Mrs HH3 is currently watching the Marvel movies in chronological order. She is doing it alone. :lol:


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Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.



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People that say 'yous'

should be executed on the spot
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Armchair expert wrote:People that say 'yous'

should be executed on the spot


A bloke in our Melbourne offices puts "youse" in emails.
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A mate of mine (24) says it all the time. Also pronounces "th" as "fff".

I make sure to stop him and correct him in front of everyone.

Or at least mock him.

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HH3 wrote:A mate of mine (24) says it all the time. Also pronounces "th" as "fff".

I make sure to stop him and correct him in front of everyone.

Or at least mock him.

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