Things that make you laugh

[mighty_tiger_79]

Had a cracking day at the races on Saturday, one of those very rare days where I couldn't do much wrong on the punt.

Anyway there were 4 of us up in the members, we all chucked in $20 for the Adelaide quaddie and we told one mate who never puts them on it was his turn, he resisted but went ahead and got it done. First leg runs and number 3 gets up which we have @ $7, beauty we are off, I casually remark "you did put down the right numbers didnt you?" to which he replied, yep here is the ticket, I look and no number 3 in 1st leg, there is number 2 which we didn't select.....oh no...never fear I though, we will probably bomb out next leg....nup, then I picked Despatch at $21 in the 3rd leg and we then jag the last leg.

Paid $5k and we had it for 13% - $167 return each

My mate was shattered, I laughed as I was well up anyway and it could have happened to anyone of us, another mate was filthy! [emoji38] [emoji38]

Could have been worse as we had one horse running for $20k so look on the brightside...

Didn't butter up for the treble?

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[Dutchy]

It was heavily discussed however my mate was so distressed we didn't proceed!

[Lightning McQueen]

Being added to a chat group and then deciding to read the content form the start, the funny part was that I get a mention from some people that don't know me about something I had nothing to do with.

I was pretty happy to add my bit after that, it's gone a bit quiet in there now.

[The Bedge]

Being added to a chat group and then deciding to read the content form the start, the funny part was that I get a mention from some people that don't know me about something I had nothing to do with.

I was pretty happy to add my bit after that, it's gone a bit quiet in there now.

You're a buzzkill.

[Lightning McQueen]

Being added to a chat group and then deciding to read the content form the start, the funny part was that I get a mention from some people that don't know me about something I had nothing to do with.

I was pretty happy to add my bit after that, it's gone a bit quiet in there now.

You're a buzzkill.

I had to google that.

[Lightning McQueen]

I think I seen Q in there.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/se ... b9443ac3a8

[Booney]

The Shane Morris Twitter hoax and the fall out from it. Classic stuff.

[Lightning McQueen]

Being included on an email that went to a customer today from a manager here.

It included the following"

a "ppl"
a "Melbs"
a "tho"

and to top it off, a "-ve" made it's debut on my screen.

I hope the sender makes the most of the time that she saved when she shortened these words.

[Magellan]

Being included on an email that went to a customer today from a manager here.

It included the following"

a "ppl"
a "Melbs"
a "tho"

and to top it off, a "-ve" made it's debut on my screen.

I hope the sender makes the most of the time that she saved when she shortened these words.

Wtevr.

[The Bedge]

People on Facebook.. and when they comment on shit and add either:
"shared (enter post code)" or "... from a xxxx fan"

Like does anyone actually genuinely give a shit and does writing that some how make a difference to anything?

[Lightning McQueen]

People that bag the hell out of others but then talk like they're best mates when they're around each other.

I actually think blokes are worse than women for this, if I don't like someone I make it pretty bloody obvious and if they're too stupid to get it, I'll tell them.

I see it all the time at work, I'll speak to people in a professional manner when required with a work related matter but the buck stops there.

[Pseudo]

People that bag the hell out of others but then talk like they're best mates when they're around each other.

So, what else happened at the SAfooty get together?

[Lightning McQueen]

People that bag the hell out of others but then talk like they're best mates when they're around each other.

So, what else happened at the SAfooty get together?

[Corona Man]

People that bag the hell out of others but then talk like they're best mates when they're around each other.

So, what else happened at the SAfooty get together?

SA Footy Posters from Left to Right - Spargo, Amber Fluid, Booney, Pat Pirate.

[amber_fluid]

People that bag the hell out of others but then talk like they're best mates when they're around each other.

So, what else happened at the SAfooty get together?

SA Footy Posters from Left to Right - Spargo, Amber Fluid, Booney, Pat Pirate.

I don’t wear glasses and definitely don’t dress that sharp.
More importantly Booney ain’t that skinny!

[Booney]

I resemble that remark!

And, I've got a satchel and I'll be ****** if I'm spending a night in Vegas on the roof!

[heater31]

I resemble that remark! [emoji38]

And, I've got a satchel and I'll be ****** if I'm spending a night in Vegas on the roof! [emoji38]

Can you count cards???

[Booney]

I resemble that remark! [emoji38]

And, I've got a satchel and I'll be ****** if I'm spending a night in Vegas on the roof! [emoji38]

Can you count cards???

[Lightning McQueen]

SA Footy Posters from Left to Right - Spargo, Amber Fluid, Booney, Pat Pirate.

I was racking my brains over who's who in there, I'd think Amber is more the Phil type operator.

[JK]

Tuned in to SEN this morning just in time to hear Cornes say “He has to flog himself just to sleep at night” (referring to Charlie Dixon). If they’d asked for a phone in from those who experience the same their lines would be jammed!