Coronavirus (Covid19)

[Lightning McQueen]

As long as the missus is happy to lunch at the school canteen

She can fill out one of these.

[Booney]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

[Lightning McQueen]

A few young lads I know that have the customary Friday afternoon few beers at the pub all go through a drive through and have two beers together in the carpark.

[Lightning McQueen]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

I was lunch monitor, for some reason the canteen didn't fill the chip cups all the way.

[Dutchy]

Unley High apparently has 30% booked in for Monday and 70% staying home online

I think it will be the other way around come Monday, many parents that would have indicated kids were staying home will now be going

[JK]

Unley High apparently has 30% booked in for Monday and 70% staying home online

My kids need to go back to school simply for the structure of their days. With both of us working from home, they've done what they want - which is fine but they need some normality back in their lives.

We're in exactly the same boat mate. Their routines have been shithouse to say the least, so we made the call today to send them back both for learning and social development purposes. Eldest is mortified, youngest thought it was the best news ever.

Yep, getcha. We're consoling ourselves with the fact that they are really on holidays. We just can't take them to the normal places we'd take them during school holidays - which in fact has most probably saved us a fortune. Bowling/movies etc, etc..... Hmm, maybe this isn't such a bad thing ;-)

Whilst the main thing is to get them back into a good routine, let's face it, it'll also be nice to have some time home without the little cockblockers around

[JK]

We're in exactly the same boat mate. Their routines have been shithouse to say the least, so we made the call today to send them back both for learning and social development purposes. Eldest is mortified, youngest thought it was the best news ever.

What's the pick of the menu there mate, the day before all the world stopped I told the missus that we'll go there for lunch next week, that was about 6 weeks ago.

Schnitties mostly I think bud .. Reckon their FB page would have the menu mate

[Booney]

SA Update :

SA reached 50,000 tests today.

No new cases.

438 cases. 401 recovered. 91%.

33 active cases, all 17 cases in under 19 year old's fully recovered, no youth with positive cases.

7 cases still listed as under investigation.

4 in hospital, 2 both still in ICU are in critical condition.

1500 are in quarantine in SA.

SAPOL continue compliance testing.

No positive tests coming from the people who have arrived in SA on the repatriation flights in the last week.

[Lightning McQueen]

Unley High apparently has 30% booked in for Monday and 70% staying home online

I think it will be the other way around come Monday, many parents that would have indicated kids were staying home will now be going

Many parents will be telling their kids that they are going to work.

[gadj1976]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!? ;-)

[Booney]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

[gadj1976]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

Ha, that did make me laugh out loud. That's brilliant!

[Magellan]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

I'm imagining both scenarios, but I'm having considerable difficulty imagining the parents giving a shit about the consequences.

[amber_fluid]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

Sooooo
What did Mrs Boon do with it?
Asking for Ben Cousins

[gadj1976]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

I'm imagining both scenarios, but I'm having considerable difficulty imagining the parents giving a shit about the consequences.

Yeh, I did laugh but at the same time it's bloody sad and scary.

[Q.]

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

So the following week at work was your most productive ever?

[whufc]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

I'm imagining both scenarios, but I'm having considerable difficulty imagining the parents giving a shit about the consequences.

At one of the pools I use to manage we use to find bags of meth floating in the pool all the time.

We even had one person ask customer service if we had found it, didn’t care the slightest if we dobbed him to police.

[LMA]

As long as the missus is happy to lunch at the school canteen

She can fill out one of these.

Where's the half pasty option, that used to be my go to with an orange fruitbox for about $1

You knew when Mrs C was having a bad day though, all the vegies would be at the bottom of the bag.

[Jimmy_041]

Got a good story about those lunch bags and canteens.

Is this one of those facebook posts where you have to ask? Ok, I'll ask....

DO TELL!?

Ha!

Mrs Boon helps out in the school canteen from time to time, she was in there one day and as the brown bag was getting emptied to small bags of meth fell out with the $4 for the lunch order. Mum and Dad Deadshit obviously forgot where they were hiding their shit.

Imagine if the kid had played with it? Imagine if another kid had played with it?

What can you get for $4? Maybe it was a top up payment

[Booney]

President Donald Trump has suggested patients could be injected with disinfectant as a way of fighting coronavirus.
Speaking from the White House podium, the president of the United States said it could be "interesting to check it out".
"I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute," Mr Trump said.

"And is there a way we can do something, by an injection inside or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that.
"That you're gonna have to use medical doctors with."
Injecting disinfectant into the human body could very likely be fatal.
Department of Homeland Security science chief Bill Bryan backed away from the president's suggestion.
"We don't do that within our lab," Mr Bryan said.

Mr Trump interjected: "Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't."
After hearing reports that coronavirus dies within minutes on surfaces in direct sunlight, Mr Trump suggested it as a method of treating patients.
"Supposing you brought the light inside the body - either through the skin or some other way," he said.
"It'd be interesting to check that. You'd have to use medical doctors."
Coronavirus response coordinator Deborah Birx, herself a medical doctor, had to dismiss the president's suggestion.

"Not as a treatment," Dr Birx said.
Mr Trump called upon her to see if his theory could work.
"Maybe you can. Maybe you can't. I'm not a doctor. But I'm a person that has a good you-know-what," the president said.
Mr Trump hit out at a reporter who questioned his approach.
"Respectfully, sir, you're the president and people tuning into the briefings, they want to get information and guidance and want to know what to do," The Washington Post's Philip Rucker said.
"They're not looking for rumour."

The president replied: "Hey Phil. I'm the president and you're fake news."
Mr Trump also pointed out that the US coronavirus outbreaks appear to be worse in states that do not support him politically.
"It is interesting the states that are having trouble are blue," he said.
"The states that seem to have the problem happen to be Democrat."

He's saying it was sarcasm.