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Pseudo wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
am Bays wrote::shock: :shock:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-16/ ... /100298996

A Brisbane man with no formal medical qualifications who filmed himself performing "backyard" consensual castration surgeries on two men has been handed a suspended sentence and will be released from jail on probation.
I commented on this when it first came to light. Just an amazing set of circumstances IMO. This makes zero sense to me.
What I want to know is why was the "surgeon" storing one of the "patient's" tackles in his freezer?
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John Coates :shock:
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The postie has been up and down the street 4 times today......lost???

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The postie has been up and down the street 4 times today......lost???

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heater31 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The postie has been up and down the street 4 times today......lost???

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No wonder the stamps are going up.
Apparently it's a regular occurrence of him driving around the block

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Daughter loses phone in town Saturday night.

Someone handed phone in and is now ready for collection.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Daughter loses phone in town Saturday night.

Someone handed phone in and is now ready for collection.
Wow! :shock: That's awesome - and unexpected news!
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Daughter loses phone in town Saturday night.

Someone handed phone in and is now ready for collection.
There's still good people out there mate.
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Yeah, doesn't mean angry dad didn't set in.

Was not happy.

She's lucky my son got bitten by a spider and had to go to hospital, gave her access to his phone trying to sort it.
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Late in the 1st quarter of Saturday nights epic encounter, my 11yr old Cats supporting son says "I think Melbourne will win with a goal after the final siren". I assure him thats next to no chance. Nearly two hours later :shock:

(He's always been a jammy little bugger, might let him pick some Lotto numbers this weekend)
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I just had a FB memory from 2016 come up as there was a funny banking transaction made to my account, instead of writing "x-lotto syndicate" as a reference a mate wrote "x-large anal beads".

Anywho, I noticed there was a $16.30 transaction above it and worked out it must of been for a packet of durries, I don't mind a dart from time to time but I generally don't smoke anymore and thank f*** for that.

I just looked at some comparative prices and for a packet of Horizon 50's in 2016 you'd be paying $43.70, in September 2020 they we retailing for $88.15.

Crazy!!!
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Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
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Spargo wrote:Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
What's wrong with colonnades at 3.30am???

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Spargo wrote:Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
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Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
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Brodlach wrote:
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Spargo wrote:Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Daughter loses phone in town Saturday night.

Someone handed phone in and is now ready for collection.
There's still good people out there mate.
Same thing happened to Mrs Jimmy last night
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Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
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Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Attempted robbery this morning, a woman was withdrawing money from an ATM located at Collonades at 3:30am this morning when approached by a male with a kitchen knife. She ran off unharmed returning later to retrieve her car.
Not excusing the robbery one iota but the time & location? You’re asking for trouble…
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Well, there ya go.

Misinformation.

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