Things that give you the sh1ts

[dedja]

Can afford the luxury of a piss, shit and a tug before the page refreshes.

[Lightning McQueen]

This site has become very slow. I'm dropping in less and less often...
I could go to the loo for a pee while something I post finally gets loaded and opens.

It used to be quite prompt a year or so ago. I'm not sure how much of the problem is changes to the site security itself or all the ads, or how much is increased security in the browsers. I've tried with Firefox, Vivaldi, and Opera but there is not much difference.

Agree. There’s days where I don’t bother cause it’s that’s slow and full of ads that are slow to close.

Same, it double posts nearly every time, it boots me out when I’ve clicked keep me logged in and then makes me do that ridiculous captcha puzzle.

The only way I can get to the login page is by opening an email from a pm that I’ve received, I can’t click login from the top right hand corner.

So much to everyone’s pleasure, I rarely get on anymore.

[Wedgie]

Got onto Diss and he's going to check it out later today.

[Vamos]

I've noticed it since dedja started posting again, the bloke's a virus

[Pseudo]

Tip for small businesses: piss your customers right off by having your registered business name completely unrelated to the service you provide, and registered location several kilometres away from your premises. Laugh at the poor sods who spend spend half an hour trying to work out why their credit card has been charged $9.50 by the Pooraka Pizza bar, when they know they didn't eat pizza - or indeed go anywhere near Pooraka - on that day.

Bastards.

[dedja]

P0rnhub subs?

[amber_fluid]

Tip for small businesses: piss your customers right off by having your registered business name completely unrelated to the service you provide, and registered location several kilometres away from your premises. Laugh at the poor sods who spend spend half an hour trying to work out why their credit card has been charged $9.50 by the Pooraka Pizza bar, when they know they didn't eat pizza - or indeed go anywhere near Pooraka - on that day.

Bastards.

I’ve got $50 a month come out of my account for a whiskey club I'm in.
Thankfully there’s no reference to whiskey on the credit card so the missus doesn’t know

[Pseudo]

P0rnhub subs?

People still pay for pr0ns?

[Jimmy_041]

Tip for small businesses: piss your customers right off by having your registered business name completely unrelated to the service you provide, and registered location several kilometres away from your premises. Laugh at the poor sods who spend spend half an hour trying to work out why their credit card has been charged $9.50 by the Pooraka Pizza bar, when they know they didn't eat pizza - or indeed go anywhere near Pooraka - on that day.

Bastards.

I’ve got $50 a month come out of my account for a whiskey club I'm in.
Thankfully there’s no reference to whiskey on the credit card so the missus doesn’t know

Always been the problem with the Equestrian Club
I know of one bloke that got the sack for using his corporate card there when pi$$ed not knowing they use their real name
Must have cost the EC a few million over the years

[dedja]

P0rnhub subs?

People still pay for pr0ns?

No, but I seem to be buying a lot of pizza.

[Spargo]

Now having to log in every time I come on here @Wedgie
This joint’s on fire…

[FlyingHigh]

All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.

[dedja]

All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.

Not unreasonable to break down aspects of the budget and how it may or will affect different people I would have thought?

[FlyingHigh]

All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.

Not unreasonable to break down aspects of the budget and how it may or will affect different people I would have thought?

It's the entitlement of people thinking there should be something in the Budget for them.

[Vamos]

All the "what's in it for me" budget stories we'll be bombarded with tomorrow.

Why the f*ck should there be anything in it for you? The only thing that matters is what is good for the country.

Not unreasonable to break down aspects of the budget and how it may or will affect different people I would have thought?

It's the entitlement of people thinking there should be something in the Budget for them.

I'll pm you my situation if you could kindly check to see what's in it for me

[Jimmy_041]

What's in it for me?

[gazzamagoo]

I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.

[dedja]

I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.

Delete ya cookies man.

[Corona Man]

I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.

Delete ya cookies man.

Or eat them..

[mots02]

I've had to log in every time I come on here for months now.

Delete ya cookies man.

This Cookie man?