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Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Beer is 80% water....
Id be seeking either
A) marriage counsellor
B) divorce lawyer
C) pub on the way home from work to quench the thirst!

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B was threatened!

Can’t wait to go back to NZ and load up on food and grog!

B is expensive. Will leave less money for beer.
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No computer systems since I walked into work this morning. Leaves me pretty well useless in a work sense, but can't go home.
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PatowalongaPirate wrote:No computer systems since I walked into work this morning. Leaves me pretty well useless in a work sense, but can't go home.



You guys still out? We just thought no one bothered to tell us it was fixed :lol:
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Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits
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Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?
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Corona Man wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?



Freeballing
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Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits
Forgot how heavy my steel cap boots were until I put them on this morning. If my volley steel caps weren't so dirty I'd have worn those!
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Brodlach wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?

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Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!


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A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:
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Dutchy wrote:A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:

Get back on the piss then. Easy fixed
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Dutchy wrote:A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:
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Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

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HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Are you the ref?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Are you the ref?


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HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater



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HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

Robbed! Would've been a beauty!
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Looked like a good hanger...
Or is it the angle?
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Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

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Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

We'll all have 20/20 vision next year
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