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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:14 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Looked like a good hanger...
Or is it the angle?


Nah it was definitely a hanger. Landed on my neck. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 am

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Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:09 pm

Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:26 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...
I'm the only one in my immediate family without them.....the shit I cop when I'm looking for something [emoji849]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:30 pm

heater31 wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...
I'm the only one in my immediate family without them.....the shit I cop when I'm looking for something [emoji849]



Same, everyone in my immediate family is blind as a bat, except for me
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:31 pm

Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:36 pm

Footy Chick wrote:

Same, everyone in my immediate family is blind as a bat, except for me


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:42 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:43 pm

Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.


I’m similar.
I’ll stay in denial a bit longer though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:06 pm

Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.


I got prescription sunnies, the missus was spewing at me for being at my kids cricket all day and then being dog tired when I got home, I worked out that it was my eyes were strained in the evening as they were adjusting to not wearing the sunnies, all good now, I only use them for driving.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:53 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.


I’m similar.
I’ll stay in denial a bit longer though.

Get down to Specsavers and get fitted up and you'll be a new person. Get some trendy glasses and you might even get a few compliments.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:02 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...


Except the Power guernsey will be a dead giveaway............ ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:28 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )
**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...

Except the Power guernsey will be a dead giveaway............ ;)


I don't wear the guernsey any more, not since morrel explained it was a fashion fopar, I trust his judgement. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:35 am

my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:38 am

Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:49 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...
Even more when they become ex in-laws

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:56 am

Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )
**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...

Except the Power guernsey will be a dead giveaway............ ;)


I don't wear the guernsey any more, not since morrel explained it was a fashion fopar, I trust his judgement. ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:58 am

Pseudo-phonetic spelling for French "faux pas".

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:59 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...


They are ******* not.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:06 pm

Booney wrote:Pseudo-phonetic spelling for French "faux pas".

;)

Nope, not me. I would have spelled it phonetically as foʊ ˈpɑ/ :p
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