Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:17 pm

Spargo wrote:
I avoid Brighton Rd like the plague, 14 sets of traffic lights, tram & train crossings between Anzac Highway & Cement Hill - utter shit show.

You'd be more in the know than I but surely it's still a better flow than South Road?

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:58 pm

The $2 Bertie Beetle showbag is now $3.

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:43 pm

Printer ink, absolute scam.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:45 am

Had a car sitting out the front doing FA waiting for my son to get his P's.

Missus borrows it and tells me that the oil light stayed on for her whole journey.

I take the car to a mechanic friend so I can get under it, change the sensor, replace the oil filter and do an oil flush while I'm at it...............light stays on.

I leave the car there as he was going to run some tests on it and try to diagnose it, rings me later to tell me there's no oil pressure and he has no recommendation.

Now I'm left in limbo, did he not check it properly, where do I take it without being taken for a ride as it could be something simple or anywhere up to $2500? The dumb thing is that it sounds fine, it didn't overheat or anything and drove just as well as it always does, that wouldn't happen if there is no oil pressure.

gazzamagoo · Post by **gazzamagoo** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:08 pm

Oil pressure pump

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:18 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a car sitting out the front doing FA waiting for my son to get his P's.

Missus borrows it and tells me that the oil light stayed on for her whole journey.

I take the car to a mechanic friend so I can get under it, change the sensor, replace the oil filter and do an oil flush while I'm at it...............light stays on.

I leave the car there as he was going to run some tests on it and try to diagnose it, rings me later to tell me there's no oil pressure and he has no recommendation.

Now I'm left in limbo, did he not check it properly, where do I take it without being taken for a ride as it could be something simple or anywhere up to $2500? The dumb thing is that it sounds fine, it didn't overheat or anything and drove just as well as it always does, that wouldn't happen if there is no oil pressure.

You havne't had the car that long?

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:19 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a car sitting out the front doing FA waiting for my son to get his P's.

Missus borrows it and tells me that the oil light stayed on for her whole journey.

I take the car to a mechanic friend so I can get under it, change the sensor, replace the oil filter and do an oil flush while I'm at it...............light stays on.

I leave the car there as he was going to run some tests on it and try to diagnose it, rings me later to tell me there's no oil pressure and he has no recommendation.

Now I'm left in limbo, did he not check it properly, where do I take it without being taken for a ride as it could be something simple or anywhere up to $2500? The dumb thing is that it sounds fine, it didn't overheat or anything and drove just as well as it always does, that wouldn't happen if there is no oil pressure.
You havne't had the car that long?

if its a brand new car, should be under warranty,

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:26 pm

I'm guessing the new car replaced this one. I doubt he had a new one sitting doing FA waiting for Jnr.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:29 pm

Booney wrote:I'm guessing the new car replaced this one. I doubt he had a new one sitting doing FA waiting for Jnr.

Correct.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:37 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:Oil pressure pump

More than likely!! Probably glugged up sitting idle and seized, pig of a job.

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:08 pm

Qantas

ADL - MEL - ADL

$780 or 120,000 points

%$^# off Joyce

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:50 am

Driving to work today you could tell who worked yesterday and the brain dead drivers who had yesterday off

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:45 am

Incompetent managers. They forget I know more about the contract then they do! They can all go and get ******. I'll still be standing when they get the arse... fk em

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:16 pm

Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:42 pm

Booney wrote:Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.

do you use tweezers for that?

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:48 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.
do you use tweezers for that?

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:50 pm

Local community cricket organisations.

They want everything for nothing.

Got one group who want to become club members because they think they can hire the ground for free
Another group have begged for free use of the grounds/nets because they're just friends who want to play.
Today got an email from a group who hires our nets asking if they can pay per net instead of the $5 p/h booking fee.. yup asking to pay $1.75 per hour.

locky801 · Post by **locky801** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:07 pm

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:13 pm

locky801 wrote:People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?

locky801 · Post by **locky801** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:23 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
locky801 wrote:People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen
People are complaining?

check the fox footy facebook page about it, people going off saying its wrong, its an insult to the sick and elderly, reckon if people stuck in a nursing home saw it they would love it

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