Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

I've been presented with the facts, I still think Basil is a massive wanker.

See now this I agree with but on this occasion, he's not a sexist wanker

I’m sure you’d hate the world too if you had a ski ramp hanging off your face

[Pseudo]

I've been presented with the facts, I still think Basil is a massive wanker.

See now this I agree with but on this occasion, he's not a sexist wanker

I’m sure you’d hate the world too if you had a ski ramp hanging off your face

... and were named Basil.

[Jimmy_041]

I've been presented with the facts, I still think Basil is a massive wanker.

See now this I agree with but on this occasion, he's not a sexist wanker

I’m sure you’d hate the world too if you had a ski ramp hanging off your face

... and were named Basil.

and were always called last in class

[The Bedge]

Spoke to a potential recruit for footy this morning...

Player: I want between xx and xx a game..
Me: You're dreaming! No Chance!
Player: I got xx at Gaza last year
Me: Yeah and look where that got them!
Player: I'm worth it.

[wenchbarwer]

Spoke to a potential recruit for footy this morning...

Player: I want between xx and xx a game..
Me: You're dreaming! No Chance!
Player: I got xx at Gaza last year
Me: Yeah and look where that got them!
Player: I'm worth it.

Out of interest, did you chase them or they offer their services?

[The Bedge]

I contacted this one - he's the nephew of one of my best mates.

Have another catch up at lunch with a former junior who reached out to me last night.

[wenchbarwer]

I don't think I'd be referencing Gaza as a starting point for negotiations, though...

Might be dodging a bullet here.

[dedja]

‘Free the peach’ protests on the Gold Coast.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nothing makes your kids drop by like asking them to stay away for a few days!!

[Jimmy_041]

Nothing makes your kids drop by like asking them to stay away for a few days!!

Another one:

Call kid - no answer
SMS (within a minute): What do you want?
SMS back: I was going to give you $5k but dont worry about it
Kid calls - dont answer............

[Lightning McQueen]

Nothing makes your kids drop by like asking them to stay away for a few days!!

Another one:

Call kid - no answer
SMS (within a minute): What do you want?
SMS back: I was going to give you $5k but dont worry about it
Kid calls - dont answer............

I get replies from messages I sent 3 days prior.

Whenever the daughter rings I answer in a frantic voice saying “oh cool, you’ve found your phone, I was getting worried”

[MW]

My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.

[Lightning McQueen]

My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.

I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought

[Vamos]

My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.

I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought

gonna use this

[Lightning McQueen]

My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.

I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought

gonna use this

Someone used it on me when they picked up and it stuffed me up, I can’t say that I own it but it’s funny hearing the caller struggle for words

[Footy Chick]

I contacted this one - he's the nephew of one of my best mates.

Have another catch up at lunch with a former junior who reached out to me last night.

Be picky- you can only have 3

[woodublieve12]

My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.

I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought

[Jimmy_041]

Lisa Willkinson getting a Logie for her outstanding work now claiming he wasn't her work at all

[Pseudo]

Lisa Willkinson getting a Logie for her outstanding work now claiming he wasn't her work at all

Bloody oath. She ought to return it, so it can be awarded to someone who didn't put the judicial process under threat.

[Wedgie]

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