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Mosquitoes at the moment. Some of them need little flickering lights on their wing tips for when they come into land.
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Jimmy_041 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Parents who ring and want to buy insurance for their kids

Me: how old is your kid
Them: oh 27... :roll:


A) law says we can't do it
B) if your child is old enough to own a car, they should be able to do this themselves - and then they say "oh but they work/go to school etc... Honey - we all work, it's all part of being an adult :roll:

At which point do helicopter parents stop hovering and make kids do things for themselves. :roll:


errrrrr :oops: never..............
Question: who pays when they dont do it?
Answer: I organise, and pay for, all of the insurance. It's sort of............. well.......... insurance

I do hear you on the Privacy problem though. Then again, some older masters of the universe have trouble understanding it as well dont they.......... ;)


Same. It's one of their Xmas presents every year.
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Booney wrote:Mosquitoes at the moment. Some of them need little flickering lights on their wing tips for when they come into land.


This.

Skeetos don't usually annoy me (i must have bad blood :lol: ) but was outside the other night and was shocked at the size of these buggers, they've definitely been on the roids over the last couple of years
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Booney wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Parents who ring and want to buy insurance for their kids

Me: how old is your kid
Them: oh 27... :roll:


A) law says we can't do it
B) if your child is old enough to own a car, they should be able to do this themselves - and then they say "oh but they work/go to school etc... Honey - we all work, it's all part of being an adult :roll:

At which point do helicopter parents stop hovering and make kids do things for themselves. :roll:


errrrrr :oops: never..............
Question: who pays when they dont do it?
Answer: I organise, and pay for, all of the insurance. It's sort of............. well.......... insurance

I do hear you on the Privacy problem though. Then again, some older masters of the universe have trouble understanding it as well dont they.......... ;)


Same. It's one of their Xmas presents every year.


Yeah you might renew it but at least when buying you make them get on the phone and do it themselves*
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Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Parents who ring and want to buy insurance for their kids

Me: how old is your kid
Them: oh 27... :roll:


A) law says we can't do it
B) if your child is old enough to own a car, they should be able to do this themselves - and then they say "oh but they work/go to school etc... Honey - we all work, it's all part of being an adult :roll:

At which point do helicopter parents stop hovering and make kids do things for themselves. :roll:


errrrrr :oops: never..............
Question: who pays when they dont do it?
Answer: I organise, and pay for, all of the insurance. It's sort of............. well.......... insurance

I do hear you on the Privacy problem though. Then again, some older masters of the universe have trouble understanding it as well dont they.......... ;)


Same. It's one of their Xmas presents every year.


Yeah you might renew it but at least when buying you make them get on the phone and do it themselves*


You mean the same people that:
Send me a text
I ring to clarify
They dont answer
They send me a text with "what do you want?"
I was going to give you $5,000
They ring
I dont answer
I send them a text "what do you want?"
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Jimmy_041 wrote:You mean the same people that:
Send me a text
I ring to clarify
They dont answer
They send me a text with "what do you want?"
I was going to give you $5,000
They ring
I dont answer
I send them a text "what do you want?"

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You mean the same people that:
Send me a text
I ring to clarify
They dont answer
They send me a text with "what do you want?"
I was going to give you $5,000
They ring
I dont answer
I send them a text "what do you want?"

They are great at that hey?

Whenever my daughter rings me I speak in a real panicky voice saying it's good that her phone is repaired, found or that I'm glad that she's alive as I haven't slept for days waiting for her reply.

When the shoes on the other foot though!!!

If it's my son I just send a question mark every ten minutes.
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or people's PAs when you ask to speak with someone

Hello..... its Jimmy_041 May I please speak with..............
Sure........ can I tell him what its about?
I'm his vet - his dog just died. Do you want to tell him or me?
Put straight through..........
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With the development at the old Footy Park site, they've recently(ish) done away with a section of Troubridge Drv (I think thats the one) so you have to go through West to get back to Frederick Rd.

As a compensatory measure they put in a U-Turn break on the Boulevard opposite the duck ponds, but theres 2 parking bays near it which if in use mean a 3-point turn is required. Just what you want on a main road :roll:
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Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Mosquitoes at the moment. Some of them need little flickering lights on their wing tips for when they come into land.


This.

Skeetos don't usually annoy me (i must have bad blood :lol: ) but was outside the other night and was shocked at the size of these buggers, they've definitely been on the roids over the last couple of years

Reckon you're on to something. I'd just settled on the patio with a beer to admire my handiwork in the garden. Took less than 5 minutes for me to go back in and return with a mosquito coil. Where did these buggers come from, all of a sudden?
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Haven't seen/felt one for years! And I go for a lot of walks next to the Torrens.
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Wedgie wrote:Haven't seen/felt one for years! And I go for a lot of walks next to the Torrens.



They are allergic to alcohol lol :D
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locky801 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Haven't seen/felt one for years! And I go for a lot of walks next to the Torrens.



They are allergic to alcohol lol :D


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locky801 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Haven't seen/felt one for years! And I go for a lot of walks next to the Torrens.



They are allergic to alcohol lol :D


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Booney wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Haven't seen/felt one for years! And I go for a lot of walks next to the Torrens.



They are allergic to alcohol lol :D


My study has resulted in different data.


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Bedgewoods continued posts about his bloody cricket shirts :D
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Another screw in my tyre

4 this year


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Armchair expert wrote:Another screw in my tyre

4 this year


ffs


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Armchair expert wrote:Another screw in my tyre

4 this year


ffs


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